Ruby: I wonder what my darling is up to? (Finds Jaune in the park) Hmm? I'm going to surprise him! (Sneaks behind him and covers his eyes) Guess who?
Jaune: Oh, my! Well, judging by how there's no ring on your fingers, you must be Penny!
Ruby: Stop joking around around, you silly, I'll break your neck!
Jaune: Of course I'm joking!
Ruby: Then guess who it really is!
Ruby: Okay then, it's time for your real guess.
Jaune: ...
Ruby: Are you sleepin-
Jaune: Sorry, I dozed off for a second there! I've been really tired lately.
Ruby: Okay, time for your answer!
Jaune: What was the question again?
Ruby: Quit joking around and guess who I am!
Jaune: Why would I need to guess? Of course, you're my baby~!
Ruby: (Squeezing hard) Look at this little bitch, being a fucking smartass.
Jaune: Babe, could you take your hands off now? You're kind of digging into my skin.
Ruby: "Babe," who?!
Jaune: Now who's being silly~? Who else would my beloved be~?
Ruby: Shut up and say my name!
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: I want my phone call-
Ruby: THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
Jaune: Do you actually think I don't know?
Ruby: Quit playing games, bitch!
Jaune: Are you doubting me right now?
Ruby: Is saying my name really that difficult?
Jaune: The name isn't the issue! The issue is the lack of trust!
Ruby: Okay, then let's see how far this goes! I bet my right eye you don't know my name! What will you bet?
Jaune: You sure you want to take it this far?
Ruby: Why? Are you scared?
Jaune: The only one who's scared here is you!
Ruby: Hohohoho! Look at this sly son of a bitch!
Jaune: This is your last chance; take your hands off me now!
Ruby: I give the last chances here, not you!
Jaune: There's no going back from this. Are you sure you want to do this?
Ruby: Damn right, I do! One of us dies today, and now we find out who!
Jaune: On the count of three, name where we had our first kiss!
Ruby: Hohohoho! Is that all you got, son?! You adorable little shit!
Jaune: Just die already if you're scared!
Ruby: Shut your mouth and begin already!
Jaune: One...
Ruby: Two...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...Are you praying?
Jaune: ...Before I die, let me say my final wor-
Ruby: Go!
Jaune: ...Your hands have gotten really soft, Weiss.
Ruby ... (Tear rolls down her cheek, Blushes)
Jaune: ...
Ruby: WRONG ANSWER, MOTHERFU-
