dankassbiskits replied to your post “THEY’RE SENDING OUT THE DICK TOMORROW”
good lord should I email them about mine again?? I don't want to sound like a pain in the ass (hurr see what I did there ain't I clever) but this is getting ridiculous tbh :I
I’d recommend it!!! And specifically mention that an email from them might not have gone through/got eaten because of an attached dick-picture, because that seems to be the biggest problem on my orders.
Also, I feel like letting myself come through as pretty frustrated in my last email didn’t hurt. I always try to be polite and my previous tone’s been real mild and along the lines of “oh, ok uh, I haven’t heard from you, but get back to me when you can, no rush” [where the assumption is that they’ll try super hard to fix their fuckup regardless of tone], but if stuff’s getting mixed up or whatever over there, it’s way harder to ignore/forget about a customer who’s starting to get mad about something you legit fucked up on. I know I was never in dick sales, but I feel like that’s standard to any customer service position.
Also, maybe try out some mild guilt-tripping? I remember what theme you said you asked for on yours, and you have my permission to crib the "I need a shoulder to cry on, and I need that shoulder to be a dick, and I need that dick to look like it got chopped off a robot” line I ended my last email with, ‘cause that apparently worked.
