#dannyphantomexe

[bluegoblinzz]

Whenever you're about to make a decision, think: "Would dannyphantomexe make a video ranting about the exact behavior I'm going to exhibit?" And if the answer is yes: don't do it.

[elparaisodetlaloc]

[howlingday]

Jaune: RGH! Torture me all you want, Cinder! I'm not telling you a damn thing!

Cinder: I don't want you tell me anything. I want you to beg. I want you to whimper. I want you to sing. I want to hurt you, and I want to enjoy it.

Jaune: Well, it's going to take a lot to get me there~.

Cinder: Oh, I hope so. I can't wait to hear you scream~.

Emerald: Um, Ma'am?

Cinder: What?! What?! We're kind of busy here!

Emerald: Yeah, uh, I just had a question for you, since me and Merc and everyone else were wondering... When are you two gonna fuck?

Cinder: ...What?

Jaune: Yeah, what?

Emerald: I mean, I get that this is a torture session, but like... It really sounds like you're gonna bone, or something.

Cinder: This is my archenemy! What the fuck?!

Emerald: So this isn't an enemies slash lovers thing, because I'm down for that if you guys are-

Cinder: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, EMERALD! I'M BUSY! DON'T INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!

Emerald: (Running away) Okay, bye!

Cinder: God dammit, Emerald!

[elvishdemigod]

I'm just sayin, in my mind, Daisuke could totally be voiced, or in live action played by, DannyPhantomexe

[hiddenbyselkie]

I was trying to send a neurodivergent short to my mom on my phone. Google AI nooo 😅

[politicalblade]

You do not hate DOGE nearly as much as you should.

[f4y3w00d5]

'"ai's gonna steal your jobs" Well my OC is gonna steal your VIRGINITY'

-DannyPhantomexe

[observation-in-progress]

Scrolling through YouTube shorts when