#dante posts

[hothead-dante]

".....dante. dante, did you give blitz weed chocolates?"

"Maybe! But I didn't know some fucked up gray nut with glasses was gonna rob 'em of the legal right to drink! Hell, he doesn't even fuckin' remember me!" [Despite maintaining his cool in front of Blitz, Dante has completely lost his nerve. He paces around, with Lucy following at his heels, the hellhound oblivious to the Inferno's stress.]

"Like- I was planning to be nice and all! He loves sweets, he loves weed, who knows, maybe I'd get a kiss in return but- what the fuck! Who would do this shit?! What's gonna happen?? Is he stuck like this!?" [The questions keep on coming.]

[darkslders]

Elder Scrolls Online NPC’s: Captain Jimila

[rosenriot-moved]

Everytime someone asks me what I want to do after I finish school I lose 10 years of my lifespan and my will to live.

[hhyenateeth]

Today is a really good day because I'm seeing my boyfriend and I love him so damn much

[hothead-dante]

“Hi! I’m new here so. Um, you said you were the hottest guys in town, right?” @mayheminmars

"The hottest guy, yeah. Hell, I'm probably just the hottest person. Why, ya lookin' to challenge that title?" [He grins, but tucks his arms behind his back. Of all the times for someone new to show up, he had to have these stupid knife hands.]

[M!A Knife Hands 6/8]

[hothead-dante]

"So you are the hot head who makes horrible decisions?"

“Horrible? Everything I do has a reason. Everything.”

“And who are you, little anon, comin’ over to judge me?”

[hothead-dante]

"Dumb bitch" -🐍 (its jadddeee)

"Ayo... hold up, who's this comin' in and calling me dumb? And a bitch? I ain't nobody's bitch!" [He has yet to recognize him, being the dumb bitch that he is.]

[hothead-dante]

A paper bag man comes out of the ground by teleportation. "Oh? Did I came in the wrong place again?-" He said to himself. (@ask-dr-faust)

"Yo, what?? Uh, hi?" [Dante tilts his head in confusion, but he's slightly interested. After all, he doesn't mind attention, or new visitors.] "Where'd you come from?"