#dantecavallaro

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[Valerio, giving a speech at Amo and Greta's wedding]

Valerio, to the Famligia: Welcome back guys.

Luca, eye twitching: I'm gonna kill him.

Matteo, holding his stomach laughing: I love this kid.

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Matteo: Honey, I'm home.

Gianna: What did you call me?

Matteo: Honey, I was trying something new.

Gianna: Come on, asshole, we're not that type of couple.

Matteo: Yeah, you're right. Sorry venom-spitting witch, I have no idea what I was thinking.

Gianna: Better, now move your fat ass here, dinners ready.

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Luca, becoming the new capo: And if you have any thoughts about my "leadership" feel free to write them down and put them in this suggestion box

His Uncles: That's a trash can

Luca: It sure is

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Leonas: Wanna hear a joke?

Dante: Not really

Leonas: Please

Dante: Fine, go ahead.

Leonas: Knock knock

Dante: Who's there?

Leonas: Come in.

Dante:

Dante, eye twitching: You have five seconds to get out

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Valentina: *kisses Dantes head*

Dante: What is this?

Valentina: Affection!

Dante: Disgusting

Dante:

Dante: Do it again!

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Aria: Why is your report card on the ceiling?

Amo: You told me to bring my grades up

Aria: ...

Aria: You've been hanging around Matteo too much.

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Samuel: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one thing that I forgot

Leonas: You left me in the city mall three weeks ago

Samuel: That was on purpose, try again.