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I'm so very lost

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Logan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Dean: I don't know how changing your name is going to help us here, but sure.

Tucker: Wait, can I still be Tucker?

Garret: Shh, let Frank speak.

Logan:

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Hannah: I'm exhausted, I couldn't sleep all night.

Allie: Did you know when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Hannah: Who is thinking about me at 3am?

Garret: *Panics*

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Garret: Dean, can you pick up some milk?

Dean: Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Garret: I meant from the store.

Dean: I would imagine it weighs the same there too.

Garret:

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And my curse will be being an extremely extroverted person who suffers from social anxiety

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[Ariella and Remi late for family dinner]

Cole: Late again, are we?

Ariella, joking: Yes, I hope I'm not pregnant.

Cole: What?

Remi, slightly terrified: W-what?

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Nikolai, laughing: I was looking for my phone with the flash of my phone.

Remi, laughing: What the fuck, where was it?

Brandon, sighing: Idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots.

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Nikolai: I'll be anything you want me to be.

Brandon: Can you be quiet?

Nikolai: Damn OK.

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Nikolai: *Trips on the stairs*

Brandon: Does it hurt?

Nikolai: *Acting tough* Not at all!

Brandon: So no need for me to kiss it better?

Nikolai: It's hurts sooo much, I was confused you see.

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happy new year🎉

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Does anybody else just randomly think about My Dear Husband by Danielle Lori and then get really sad because you want to read it so badly.

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Rory: I think we should adopt another kid.

Angelo: No.

Rory: Why?

Angelo: Because by 'kid' you mean 'pet' and we already have 20 of those.

Rory, unzipping jacket: 21.

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Angelo: My future partner must have the utmost logical mind and -

Rory: *Trips over a plant and apologizes to it*

Angelo: I'm not single anymore.

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[The visconti brothers as kids]

Rafe: I told Gabe that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can directly tell if he's really lying.

Angelo: No way that works.

Rafe: I'll show you.

Rafe: Gabe, do you love us?

Gabe, covering his ears with his hands: NO!

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[Niko meeting Jonathan for the first time]

Jonathan, looking Niko up and down: And you are?

Nikolai: Brandon's boyfriend sir.

Jonathan, to Levi: Ha! It makes jokes.

Levi:

Jonathan: *pinches bridge of his nose*

Nikolai: *big goofy smile*

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[Family dinner]

Landon, seeing his seat is next to Nikolai's: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot....

Nikolai: *Gets up to fight*

Brandon: This is why we can't have nice things.

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the way I just want to make memes but can't think of a single thing has to be a new kind torture