I Sold My Soul To Timekeeper

My other account is @chaoticneutralpansexual Just a bunch of incorrect quotes

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

I haven’t slept in three days.

I’ve been working around the clock to back up over a petabyte of research data and records and articles from the National Library of Medicine before it gets attacked by that elongated dipstick and his gestapo squad. Trying to get copies of every federal research program’s data before it gets destroyed in the crossfire. I hope to God that it won’t, but I have no confidence that it will be safe. Lots of copies keep stuff safe.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Census Bureau data that breaks down the schedules of historical census records? Gone. NIH research into anything containing the word “diversity”? At risk of deletion. I am working so hard to make sure that some glimmer of what we know is preserved before something truly terrible happens to this knowledge.

[lunar-songbird]

Is there any way for others to help?

That's a hell of a lot of information to save...

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Following the LOCKSS ethos, you should see if you can contribute to the Archive Team’s distributed computing download of every federal database.

Archiveteam

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Colton: It’s really dark in here.

Danny: Don’t worry, I got this.

Danny: *stomps heelies*

Danny: *slips and falls*

Danny: Shit. I thought I was wearing my light up Sketchers.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: While I’m gone, Akash, you’re in charge.

Akash: Yes!

Daphne, whispering: Meena, you’re really in charge.

Meena: Of course.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Zavier texting Danny: death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are the three certainties of life

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: I’ve got a headache and google says I’m gonna die.

Colton: Why is google sending you death threats?

Daphne: Not even google wants him around anymore.

[carcasstohounds]

Danny: I’m a little concerned about safety.

Meena: Where the astronauts concerned about safety when they flew to the moon?

Danny: Presumably, yes.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: I can’t help smiling around you

Zavier: umm, thanks?

Daphne: because your life is a joke

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Zavier and Edmund: *sneaking into someplace*

Edmund: how are we going to get in?

Zavier: don’t worry I have a key

Zavier: *smashes window*

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: I got Danny a get well soon card.

Colton: that’s nice.

Daphne: He’s not sick, I just think he could do better.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: that’s not funny.

Danny: I thought it was funny.

Meena: You don’t count, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a joke Colton told you.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Danny: Other people may reject you, but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough, the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Danny: Cassie, I screwed up big time.

Cassie: Danny, given your daily life experience, you’re going to need to be more specific.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Branndon: I have an excellent memory, name one time I forgot something!

Danny: you forgot me in the Walmart parking lot

Branndon: that was on purpose, try again

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Edmund: so here’s the tea

Zavier: for the last time it’s called a report

Edmund: do you want the tea or not?

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Edmund: isn’t it weird that your dating each other now, didn’t you hate him at first?

Zavier: I hate everyone at first.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: Don’t worry Danny, everyone’s afraid of something.

Danny: even you?

Daphne: no

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Colton: what are you doing?!

Danny: *spreading toothpaste on toast* multitasking