#dar bit

[chaoticbisexualz]

Two-Bit: Knock knock

Darry: *sigh* who’s there?

Two-bit: urine

Darry: urine who?

Two-bit: ur insecure, don’t know what for

Darry: I’m breaking up with you

[pumpkinsy0]

Tim,Dallas and Two-Bit trio headcanons?? I need more of them in my life. Bonus points if you throw in some Darbit in there.

ay aye cap’n🫡

•RARELY dally sleeps over at tims place and tim is fine w two bit sleeping there too (literally only sleeping tho anything after that and whatever happens to u is warranted) but two will literally never ever take that offer w all due respect

•god forbid angela, curly, or pony have to get picked up from school, these guys SUCK to have drive u around

•if dally AND tim got locked up around the same time, two but was like the only one of the gang who would have updates on em and nooobody knows how

•dally and twobit helping this guy two bit get darry is like two having an angel (tim) and demon (dally) on ur shoulder

•buck should b like, their unofficial rare 4th member, theyre always at his bar just doin anything, sometimes it annoys buck but he has his moments w em

•not a lot of ppl actually know about them hanging out, mostly bc they dont rlly hang out that often bc of their own lives, but the LEAST ppl the gang expected was like tim and two, tim came in one day and acted all buddy w two and they visibly went “????” but didnt say much

•i swear seeing them hang out all together is like seeing an actual cryptid

•two and tim generally have the same body type, but where tim is more muscular, two is more chubby, and ik they tease dally for being more skinny

•one time, they all went to bucks w darry and tim just dragged dally out to give darry and two their “alone time”

•the idea of two bit and dally ranting about their love lives while tim is sitting there waiting for it to b over is making me giggle i cannot lie, tim can only say sm

[gabi-patty]

Twobit: I would toss Darry's ass like a salad

Darry: YOU'D WHAT MY WHAT LIKE A WHAT???

[jellyando21]

Darry Curtis  sketches because I’m bored

“ Darry Curtis in a maid outfit 😳”

🐝

[annesfaulkner]

I can see this being dar-bit or stevepop

[endlessgoldensky]

[dallaswinstons]

S.E. Hinton when we all started reading into the homoerotic subtext of The Outsiders:

[staygoldponebone]

two-bit: y’all remember the wacky adventures of ronald mcdonald?  

darry, half asleep: if you're going to stay the night at my house, you need to learn how to shut the fuck up...