#dark kermit

[croaker-conspiracies]

This /is/ not y̸o̴u̸r̶ ̵b̵e̶a̵u̶t̶i̶f̶u̵l̸ ̸w̷i̸f̶e̵

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey so I'm 24, but your rules say I can't be here if I'm 25.

Question - do I have to unfollow you when I turn 25 and then refollow you when I turn 26 only to again unfollow you at 30? Thanks

Yes. Reminder that my Tumblr DNI is strictly enforced and if you violate it I will Find You and send you HOSTILE ASKS IN YOUR INBOX. Heh. Consider your pants peed, Loser!

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Scary how relevant the Dark Kermit Meme is to Marcille's illegal activities, eh? Anyway, the text here is an spoiler-free alt. I'm gonna put the dress-accurate text under the cut, TO SAVE ANIME WATCHERS FROM SPOILERS. Beware, anime watchers, you've been warned.

[xxx-i-live-in-a-housex-xxx]

made something for you my liege

@the-muppet-joker

[titleknown]

In cursed Disney-related things I just remembered, they're doing this "Disney characters as fantasy heroes" multimedia mobile game thing called Mirrorverse, and one thing in it is for enemies, they make shadowy versions of the various heroes called "Fractured," probably for the sake of efficient model reuse.

I bring this up to you for context because, oh my god, Dark Kermit is sending me:

[muppetjokerfan2303]

Oooughhhh~

[unclefathersantateddy]

Silly little warm up of muppet louise :)

[k-zit-the-oooze]