#dark skyes

[nesfarsit]

[nofashiongf]

dark skyes

sam hyde really almost stole thousands of dollars from bronies with a fake dating sim... my problematic fave!

[pukeypony]

Dark Skyes ponies part two.

[emperor-vagak]

Dark Skyes

Dark Skyes.

Guess what that is?

I'll tell you.

Here we go again...

Anyways, let me show you exactly what it is.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2110528317/dark-skyes-an-epic-brony-dating-sim

Nice art, I guess! I'll say that. It has an original artstyle from the pastelly colors of the show itself. I commend originality.

But yeah... that originality doesn't get very far. There really isn't much to say about it. It is, and I quote, a "brony dating sim". I'm guessing they said it like that to avoid conflict with Hasbro, but it's still hilarious. The voice acting is also awful. I can name a few voices that don't seem to match with the character they have for them. (yes, I'm aware it's webcam auditions, but it's still awful.)

I also find it hilarious how in one of those pictures, the pony is holding a pencil with their fingerless hooves.

Also, what the crap is this?

Weapons? Spells? I thought this was a dating sim game. Oh wait, they're also adding RPG elements, I forgot. I guess I was too baffled by the "dating" part to notice the other part. Still is crappy brony fetish stuff, either way.

I'm pretty tempted to believe that some of the team isn't legitimate bronies, but are just trying to get a profit out of those bronies. Then again, they claim they put a lot of effort into this, so I may be wrong.

Either that, or this game is a scam. It's stemming off Kickstarter, which has had it's sleazy moments in the past, so this may be the case.

Yeah, probably is. I dunno why I bothered ranting this long.

(this guy helped me discover this.)