DV: Okay, I’ve got Tony right where I want him-
The Commissioner on an earpiece: Alright! Now take him out!
DV: That’s kinda weird, but alright-
DV: Hey, you free on Saturday at 8pm? I got this movie and I kinda don’t wanna watch it alone.
Tony: Wait what? Are you asking me out?
DV: Yeah, no shit. Orders from the boss.
Tony: Your boss wants us to go on a date??? Like- Those are his words exactly???
DV: He told me to take you out.
Naomi, on Tony’s earpiece: Tony, you have two options- You can correct him and you two will have to fight or worst- go on an actual date with Dark Vince.
Tony, quietly in reply: Hey, I’ve been to their place before. It’s actually kinda nice.
Naomi, loudly: W H A T?!/!?!?!?
Tony quickly mutes his earpiece.
Tony: Yeah, I’m free. What movie we watching?
DV: Shark Tale.
-ALT ENDING-
DV: Shark Tale.
Tony: ...
Tony: Y’know your boss meant to take me out in a kill way, right?
DV: Oh... Man that kinda sucks...
And that’s the story of how they made out at DV’s place -cut this part out before posting-