Jan 8
jounouchi: so now that you've got your memories back, what was it like building pyramids?
atem: ....sorry, how old do you think i am?
jounouchi: so you don't remember?
isis: to put this in perspective, jounouchi, he might as well have asked you what it was like to be invaded by the mongols
jounouchi: but that was like a thousand- ohhhhh
atem: what's a mongol
isis: to put it in terms you'd recognize, people from an area in between the kassites and the yīn dài
atem: ahhhh of course
jounouchi: you have no clue what she just said do you
atem: none at all, no
isis: *frantically googling Entire History Of Asia Circa 1500 BC +Egypt?????*
#yu-gi-oh!#yu-gi-oh! shitpost#*rises from the grave to make a history joke that doesn't make sense to 99% of people including me at 2am and then immediately dies again*#jounouchi katsuya#joey wheeler#atem#dark yuugi#yami yuugi#yami no yuugi#yami yugi#isis ishtar#ishizu ishtar#the main joke here is just that like. the area between iraq and east china is like. most of the asian mainland#exactly as informative as ''northeast of you and northwest of yuugi''#btw the yīn dài is one of the ways to say ''the shang dynasty'' in chinese i think (<-doesn't speak chinese)#it's more similar to the japanese word for it than the english or the other chinese way wikipedia lists#so i figured isis would use that instead bc atem wouldn't know the english one#anyway this post was brought to you by Guys Atem's 18h Dynasty Ass Was Not Building Pyramids Ok They Were Old To Him Too#mongol invasions of japan were in the 1200s. and yes isis googled that she didn't learn it in underground egyptian cult school#is anyone even still here. no judgement if not
