#darkcacaocookiefictive

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Hey Dark Enchantress. What the Fuck.

Please never do that ever again

-Dark Cacao Cookie, fictive

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Mmmmmm I hate how much more emotional I am in this body. Like what do you mean I cried over a song that was Not That Bad, I used to just stare blankly!!! I want my blank stare back honestly

Its like all my years of repression didn’t actually happen to this body… crazy concept I know

Dark Cacao Cookie (fictive)

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Canfort foods, I miss my Appa’s guksu (Korean noodle soup), I was very fond of the flavor and taste. Unfortunately, I never learned the recipe—not that I have the ingredients anyways—so I haven’t had it in thousands of years. It was always pleasant, I have only pleasant memories of his cooking

For Canon Trinkets, my sword or cape without a doubt. My sword was my father’s and my cape had been with me for ages. I’m shocked it didn’t have more tears, I was not particularly careful with it. Even if my SoulJam is not transferred with the blade itself, I miss how it felt in my hands.

-Dark Cacao Cookie, fictive

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If Devsis tries to make us beat Dark Enchantress Cookie through the power of friendship I will crash out

SHE KILLS PEOPLE??????

-Dark Cacao Cookie, fictive

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(If this could be posted January 1st, I would greatly appreciate it!)

From what I remember, our own festival of light is soon. It was aligned with the lunar calendar and the Liqourice Sea, and I remember the other Ancients doing their best to celebrate as well (even if Pure Vanilla and Hollyberry celebrated something similar to Christmas).

The citadel was so full of color! I adored helping set up and seeing the overwhelming amount of purple throughout the entire kingdom, I wish I could still celebrate quite honestly.

Happy holidays to everyone during these especially dark months!

-Dark Cacao Cookie, fictive

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update on the Cookie situation. everything's so fine i promise-

*Doughael is headmate and kinfirm now and is for some reason more akin to an eldritch horror version of an angel than whatever we see in source and thy keeps scaring people-*

*Eternal Sugar Cookie has fully formed and is headmate. AND KEEPS MAKING EVERYONE SLEEPY (and also has a really pretty name. like hello. Amorlia?? beautiful)

*Shadow Milk magically spawns in Pure Vanilla and Candy Apple*

*PureShadow is now too canon to this system they won't stop kissing help*

*I learn i'm Black Sapphire Cookie*

*we have a war(/hj) due to a poll trying to decide which beast yeast episode to do*

*Black Sapphire is on the horizon*

*White Lily joins Sapphire on horizon*

*Cookie Run isn't a hyperfixation totally (LIES)*

*Silent Salt appears from fuck all to also gaze at horizon*

*Shadow is screaming because he hates Salt*

*Mythic Flour appears randomly*

*Dark Cacao ALSO randomly shows up to stare at horizon*

*Cloud Haetae also dropping from the sky to look at the horizon*

*I JUST WANT MY WIFE [wlily] MAN*

*through Flour's forming i learn i'm ALSO Dark Cacao*

*shadow milk wants his whole ass family to be here (all beasts and " children ") and i'm scared(/j)*

*please don't make Hollyberry appear too please guys there's so many cookies i know you want to outnumber the fallout fictives but please-😭😭*

*the more we play the more. chaos. that ensues.*

so. um. cookie game.

what the fuck guys. (/pos)

run while you still can (haha get it run because cookie run-)

~Elder Faerie Cookie / Black Sapphire Cookie / Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

#😈❤️

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Hey. Fictive gods can I stop mitosising im FIVE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME GUY and im suspecting there more im missing

Please

-Dark Cacao Cookie(s) fictive (#🌑🌊)

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I was washing my hair and i kept thinking about the 15-1 that i apparently use in canon

I DONT USE 15-1 THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL MY HAIR

I want to throw the 3-1 my “dad” uses out of the window every time i see it

-Dark Cacao Cookie (fictive) who knows how to wash his hair

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