Tama Family Birthday Post: Darkcyder
darkcyder Yep! It's Hasegawa's birthday today! Ahhhhh, bro! It's your second birthday with the fam!
Brother, I came to visit you recently and felt... very concerned.
That is a dog house, isn't it? That's not good at all. Where would the dog sleep? I can't just ignore this so we're going home shopping. Come come.
You like cardboard houses right? Look, it has a door, windows and a chimney! Isn't it cute? Don't worry there are more to look at. Next one!
2.) As the king of the Madao, you deserve a cardboard castle, correct?
Mmm but it does look a bit juvenile. Perhaps this isn't a very good choice.
3.) Look! A cardboard city! Doesn't it look very nice and sophisticated? It's well made. Ah, but it is kinda small. I don't know how easily you could fit in one of those. Hm...
4.) I got Gintoki to help me find a place! He said that it looked pretty nice but he felt pretty weak for the rest of the day, I wonder why? It looks pretty nice and cozy at the inn. He told he he'd never go back there ever again. Rude man. You can see it in her eyes that she's a nice ghost.
5.) Just in case nice ghosts aren't your thing, I went and found a wonderful place for nearly free! The only catch is that the spirits that reside in it are pretty mean, but that's nothing compared to the cruelty of reality, right bro? You got this.
Hope you liked one of the places we helped find for you! Ah, but of course, you are always free to come and visit us at our home. You are always welcome, brother. Ohana means family and this means no family gets left behind if he/she can work at Yoshiwara. That's how the saying goes, right?
Happy birthday, bro! After moving into your new house, come over to the house where we've prepared a family party for you.
If anyone else in the family sees this, go and make sure to give yer uncle a loving 'happy birthday!' kunai.