He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.

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@demonicphoenixright
He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
whatever the opposite of sapiosexual is im that
concept: dating app that bans sapiosexuals called okstupid
Describe a Yu-Gi-Oh! character with a Spongebob quote:
Feel free to add your own
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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Source?
@michuno
I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’.
They ran with that.
She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.
Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch
Choose wisely
#come through baba
Fellas are you ready for this to be the new meme
I have been ready for this all my life
@catbreon
does anyone have that comic where Phoenix and Layton are sitting there and Phoenix’s hair keeps growing horizontaly and Layton’s hat is growing vertically
All the Pokemon game maps stitched together.
@taryon-darington
Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display
How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong
This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.
nigga thought they went in with an xacto
Man being a doctor is on the same level as being a crazy murderer.
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her
“Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best”
This is so pure. OMG
“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”
I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.