#darkstache x reader

[ego-writes]

Hey so like crazy hypothetical, what if there was a fic where like Wilford and the reader are like together and Dark has like secret harbored feelings for like both of them and they invite him into like a threesome or something?

That'd be pretty crazy.

It's too bad that fic doesn't exist.

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Jealous Type

Darkiplier x Reader & Wilford

Reader and Wilford are in an established relationship, Dark is a mental cuck.

Not cross posted anywhere

CW// She/They/He Darkiplier, NSFW mentions/remarks

Dark never wanted to be jealous, it was such a vile emotion to have, one she hated. It burned in the back of his throat like acid, constantly there even when whatever he was jealous of wasn't on her mind. But in this case? Well, you and Wilford were always on their mind, running in circles.

It bothered her to no end, the way you and Wilford were so in love with each other. Holding hands in front of them, the giggles he could hear from through the door, they way she could hear the passion from your room at night- god it was just awful.

Truly, you and Wil were an adorable couple. Meant to be, really. But she couldn't help but wish he was a part of that. Oh, to be between the both of you and your affections. For you to hold their hands, and giggle at their jokes, and make those lovely sounds right in their ear instead of through the wall. The burn in his throat got worse with every day, just wishing to be a part of your love for each other.

Little did she know, you felt the same way.

Wilford wasn't great at hiding how he looked at Dark, though neither were you. You both would lean against each other on the couch and just stare at them together, hands squeezing each other's while you both oogling at the emo across the room.

It was Wilford's plan, as it always was. He whispered it in your ear during dinner one night, and it stunned you so much you dropped your fork. Sometimes, Wilford had really good ideas.

"You requested my presence?" Dark closed the bedroom door behind himself, looking up at you with the professionalism she always carried with herself.

"I did."

The bed squeaks lightly as you get off of it, standing up to walk over to him. Your hand grabs onto theirs, and your fingers intertwine together like perfect puzzle pieces.

"I wanted to see you. Is that silly?" There's a playfulness in your tone, Dark catches it quickly but can't seem to care because all of her attention is on your hands. Your palm against his, fingers tangled in such a natural way.

You don't get a response from them, but it's not too surprising. Instead you take the time to lead him over to your bed, gently tugging them until they move to follow. You grab his other hand and pull it to rest against your waist, perfectly snug and comfortable. With a couple more steps you're at the bed, Dark's back to it instead of yours.

Her eyes are staring into yours, and the stare only gets more intense when you gently push him to sit on the edge of the bed, letting yourself stand in between his legs.

"I need your help, you won't turn me down, will you?" The batting of your eyelids is awfully playful, and Dark glares as that mean smile on your face. God you're evil.

"And what about Wilford?"

As much as she wanted it, Dark could never endorse this type of behavior. Ready to pull themselves away at any moment.

A sudden pressure upon his back surprises them, a warm body pressing up against him from behind. Arms wrap around their torso, and it's not hard to tell who it is as a mustache presses against their neck.

"I'm the one who suggested you help us." Wilford presses a little kiss against Dark's neck, winking up at you as he does so.

"Of course it was.." He tries to play it off, but inside she is boiling like a pot of water. Her hand in yours tightens its grip, and you worry your hand will break for a moment.

"So?" Wilford presses more kisses against their neck, getting more and more sloppy with each kiss. "Will you help us?"

Dark groans, tilting his head as Wilford explores more and more. They look up at you again, a blush building on their face. He is gorgeous from your view above, legs spread for you, suit being ruined by Wilford's groping, a small mark slowly showing up on her neck from Wilford.

"It's up to you, Dark." You assure, thumb rubbing against his hand. Your leg raises, and rests on the bed right in-between their legs, right up against their crotch.

Their eyes close, head leaning down as she lets out a groan he doesn't even bother to try and hide. This is everything and more that they'd wanted for ages, since before you and Wil got together. It's the closest to heaven she would ever get.

"Please." He huffs out. "Let me h.." They drawl off as Wilford's hands start undoing his button up.

"Let me help you with your p-problem."

[unlikely-cypher]

Hello! It’s the warf/dark comfort anon! Would comfort for stress caused by difficultly sleeping be alright? Lack of sleep affects a lot in day to day life, I am learning 😅.I’m fine with general comfort if that is what you’re more comfortable with however! Smut or no smut I’m not picky. Again whatever you feel prompted to do. I just like both of those guys. Thank you!

Tired

Dark/Wilford x reader 🩷🖤

Warnings: slightly suggestive 😌, typical warf behavior, I don't know how to write Dark super well (Anti has a vice grip on me so trying to look at dark is hard lol) I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! THANKS FOR THE REQUEST!!! 💜💜💜

“Darky Doodle, can I bother you for but a moment.” Warfstache appeared in the chair in front of Dark’s desk, and Dark tried to act like it didn’t give him a small heart attack.

“You always bother me, but go ahead.” Dark sighed trying to regain his composure.

“Our dearest y/n has been looking awfully stressed and tired lately, is there anything we can do to help them?” Warf looked up at him with big pleading eyes. Not that he had to, Dark would drop everything for you.

“Of course, I’m sorry I hadn’t noticed they were feeling bad, we should invite them over.” Dark said after thinking for a moment.

“Bully! I’ll get them here right away!!” Wilford exclaimed before you suddenly appeared in the chair next to him.

“Wha-” You looked around the room, looking at Dark before your eyes landed on Wilford. “I'm not even surprised.” you laughed in spite of the situation.

“You were right Wilford, she does look exhausted.” Dark sighed, running a hand through his hair.

“I’m fine! Totally tip top shape my man!” You chuckled, proving their points even more.

“Anyway, what can we do to help?” Dark straightened his suit out.

“I’ve been having-” You started

“Youre having to run a baseball team and you want us to know how we can help!” Wilford cut you off with a big smile.

“Ignore him.” Dark sighed, waving a hand for you to continue.

“I’ve been having trouble sleeping and it’s really been stressing me out. I’m not sure how you guys can help. I've tried everything, hot tea, reading a book before bed, attempting to sleep in full darkness, nothing helps.” You sighed.

“Well that's certainly easier to fix than running a whole baseball team!” Wilford laughed.

“We would be happy to help, why don’t you spend the night here?” Dark offered.

“We’ll have a slumber party!!!” Wilford exclaimed, you flinched at the sound. “We’ll watch a movie, have a pillow fight, take a bubble bath, and maybe play some games!”

“Wil, why don’t we let her decide.” Dark spoke up after Wilford finished his rant.

“A movie and a bubble bath sounds nice.” You smile softly, maybe focusing on the movie would help your brain relax.

You snuggle into the blankets that Dark had brought you, the fluffiest in the house that he had made extra warm by throwing into the dryer. He looked so adorable in his black cat pjs, a stark difference from his usual suits. Dark gently scooted you over so he could sit next to you before placing his arm around you and cuddling you into his side.

“Someone’s a little soft today.” You tease him.

“I worry about you.” He frowned, keeping his eyes forward.

“I worry the popcorn will get cold if we don’t eat it now!” Wilford appeared on your other side, scaring the shit out of you once more.

Wilford had also changed into his pjs, the neon pink of them almost blinding you. Wilford joined in the cuddle pile, moving so that you were comfortable between them. After you all agreed on a movie, you felt your eyelids begin to get heavy and were almost asleep but something on the screen caused Wilford to let out a deep belly laugh, taking you out of your sleepy state. You rubbed your eyes in frustration but then you felt Dark’s hand on your head as he gently massaged the back of your head softly.

Unfortunately that plan didn’t do much to help you, so after the movie it was on to the next activity. Not giving you any time to react, Dark picked you up and carried you princess style to one of the many bathrooms of the manor. Once you made it up the stairs, Wilford was already in swim trunks, filling the tub with water and bubbles. The lights were off but there were several candles lit around the room, giving the room a gentle glow.

“Please don’t flood the bathroom.” Dark sighed, placing you down.

“Oh pish posh, you can never have too many bubbles!” Wilford smiled at you and you returned it.

“I already feel more relaxed.” You grinned, then you froze. “I didn’t bring a swim suit.” you admitted, your cheeks heating up.

“We can leave while you make yourself comfortable.” Dark explained, a pinkish tint rising on his cheeks as well. Before Wilford could open his mouth Dark was dragging him out of the room and closing the door behind him.

‘They could’ve stayed.’ you thought to yourself as you undressed and got in the bath. Once you were comfortable you signaled for them to re-enter.

“Is the water a good temperature? Usually I love a scalding hot shower but I assumed you would want a cozy bath with good smells.” Wilford asked as he got in on the other side of the bath.

“It’s perfect.” You sighed in content, slipping further down into the water.

“Did you use my lavender bath bomb?” Dark questioned as he stripped down to his boxers and you tried not to watch.

“Only the best for our guest Darky.” Wilford chuckled.

“Lavender does have good properties for helping with sleep there's actually a study-” He trailed off as he got in the water as well and you let him drone on, his voice soft and melodious bringing you back to the brink of sleep.

You don’t know when you had dozed off but your head splashed forward into the water waking you back up and Wilford was helping you in an instant. The mustached man handed you a small towel to dry your face off with as he checked to make sure you were okay. The proximity to Wilford had your face heating up again.

“Are you quite alright, you gave us a bit of a scare and now your face is red.” His voice was gentle as he held your face in his hands to get a better look.

“I’m fine, finally feeling sleepy.” You smile lazily back at him.

“Good.” Wilford smiled brightly at you before bringing his lips to your forehead and placing a small kiss there.

The soft intimacy of it had your face on fire now, so you kicked them both out so you could compose yourself while you dried off and got ready for bed. Once you exited the bathroom, Dark escorted you to the bedroom, a king sized bed with soft cotton sheets awaited you and upon laying down it was the most comfortable bed you had ever laid on.

“Good night Sunshine, please let us know if you need anything.” Wilford turned to leave but you reached out and grabbed his arm to stop him.

“Can you guys please stay, I think it would really help me if you both stayed.” You locked eyes with both of them and Dark shrugged as he climbed into bed next to you, pulling you onto his chest. Wilford hopped onto the bed on the other side, snuggling up to both of you.

“Are you going to read us a bedtime story?” Wilford looked over at Dark with a pleading look.

“What are you five years old?” Dark huffed, but saw that you were also looking up at him with puppy dog eyes. “Fine.” He gave in and pulled a book from the void before reading it to both of you. Once he was satisfied with the story, Wilford leaned over and gave you and Dark both kisses on the forehead, his mustache tickling your head.

“Goodnight my dears, sleep well, tomorrow morning I’ll make waffles.” Wilford whispered excitedly.

“Please don't burn down my kitchen, goodnight.” Dark mumbled, already sleepy.

“Night.” you responded as Wilford threw an arm around your waist.

Finally for the first time in days, sleep overtook you as you snuggled more into Dark’s side and breathed in his scent and you could’ve sworn that before you were unconscious you felt him press a kiss to your cheek.

[yummygender]

Silk Sheets and Fuffy Blankets

Switch!Wilford x Switch!Darkiplier x AFAB!Switch!reader

Warnings: NSFW, Spankings, Sex toys, and Fluff

Stay in the room. That was the one request you had for Wilford. A silly request for the pastel man, according to him. You slipped on your white silk robe and smiled as you walked back into the room to find Wil kneeling in front of Dark, his pants unzipped. Stay in the room and don't start without me.

"Wilford? What are you doing?"

He turned around, his raven locks ruffled from Dark's hand. He began to whine, tears forming in his eyes.

"No! I wasn't being naughty! Darky was just ru-"

"Shhh...it's ok, baby. Let me do the talking." Dark whispered, ruffling his hair once more.

He looked up at you and smiled gently.

"Somone was wanting attention. I thought he was being needy so I offered to help him out. Turns out that you were already going to help him once you got out of the shower. I'm sorry if I made him disobey you. I'll accept any punishment he would've gotten." Dark explained, his calm voice dismantling any sort of anger you had.

You sat down next to Dark and kissed his cheek, leaning against him. You felt your heartbeat relax as you gently kissed his neck. Wilford looked up at the two of you and gently whimpered as he pressed his chin against his crotch. You chuckled and gently tugged on his hair, earning a groan from Wil. He's so needy and it was obvious.

"Wilford, you good?" You asked, letting go of his hair.

He nodded, pulling down Dark's boxers. You chuckled, helping Wilford out. He was just so cute. He grabbed Dark's member and smiled, batting his eyelashes. You guided Dark's hand to Wilford's head and slowly bobbed his head, letting Dark take over.

"Ahh~, s-so good...Mistress..."

You shushed him and gently nibbled on his neck.

"Good kitten. You're so adorable."

Dark bit his lip, his breath hitching as Wilford continued to bob his head, your hands twirling a free lock of hair. He whined and pressed his head against your hand, using his hands to substitute for his tounge and lips. You smiled, rubbing his head gently.

"Baby?" Dark spoke up.

Wilford yelped and turned back to Dark's cock, muffled apologies spewing out of him. He groaned as Wil continued to suck him off. You smiled as you sat Dark back down on the bed, rubbing Wil's back gently. Dark softly whined at the lost of your touch, but stopped when you looked up at him.

"Dark, don't whine."

"B-but Mistress, I..."

"Zip it."

Dark bit his lip and nodded, trying to hide his face with one hand. You smacked his thigh, earning a yelp from him.

"M-mistress, I-I wanna..."

"Shhh..."

"But Mistress!"

Wilford groaned, humping the air. You kissed his neck and unzipped his pants as Dark tried to get your attention. You nodded, allowing him to speak.

"I want y-your touch...please? Pretty please?"

"Aww...kitten. of course hun." You whispered, rubbing his thigh.

He groaned, bucking his hips. You chuckled, gently patting his thigh.

"Baby, Mistress, I'm gonna cum!"

You smiled, watching as he came. Wilford moaned, swallowing all of it. Dark began to pant as he pulled out of him. You stood up and shoved Dark down on the bed as Wilford lick the rest of the cum off his lips. He crawled on the bed, nibbling on your neck gently.

"Ack! Wilford! Easy hunny, I'm not going anywhere." You jolted, gently patting Wil's shoulder.

He continued to nibble on your neck as you grabbed a pink vibrator and gently shoved it in him, a very loud moan vibrating out of Dark. You chuckled as you cuffed him to the bed. He whined, kicking his legs as you placed a small silk cloth on his eyes, turning it into a blindfold. Wilford quietly watched, waiting for your instructions.

"Wil? Come here."

He obeyed, leaning against your chest. You chuckled as you hugged him gently. Dark began to whine, humping the air as you slipped off Wilford's boxers. He huffed as you gently kissed his forehead.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, just really needy..."

You sat him on Dark's face and leaned down, gently licking his cock. Wilford groaned as Dark shoved his tounge in him, gripping to the fluffy blankets underneath them. You looked up at him as you began to slowly suck on him, an adorable squeak coming out of him. Such a cutie, both Wilford and Dark.

Wilford grabbed your hair and gently bobbed your head, slowing down when he heard you gag.

"K-kitty...Kitty cat~!" He groaned, bouncing on Dark's tounge.

You purred as he ran his fingers through your hair.

"You're such a good kitty! Such a pretty kitty...haaah..." He cooed, trying to ride out his orgasim.

Wilford then uncuffed Dark, letting him lift Wil off of his face briefly.

"Haahhh...Baby, you be good to Kitty, ok? Behave and I'll eat you out properly."

Wilford nodded, letting go of your hair as you pulled away and let them adjust. Dark sat up and sat Wilford down on him, Wilford whining as he took all of Dark's length. You waited for an instruction, Dark smiling gently.

"You seem too whiny to be Dom right now. How about I take over? Humm?"

Wilford leaned against his chest, bouncing on his cock happily. There was no thought behind his eyes. He was in pure bliss.

"Y/N, dear?"

You perked up, a big smile on your face.

"Why don't you come here?"

You obeyed, purring as Dark began to pet you and whisper soft compliments.

"You wanna help Master?"

You nodded, taking off your robe. He quietly watched, guiding your hands to his shoulders. You smiled as he grabbed a condom, ripping it open. He growled softly in Wilford's ear, earning a soft whimper.

"Can you spread our little kitty's insides, Baby?" He cooed, his stubble tickling the pink man's neck.

He nodded aggressively as Dark placed the condom on his twitching cock. You bit your lip and rubbed your plump thighs together, the size of him scaring you. Wilford noticed and motioned you to come closer. You slowly crawled towards him, the smell of whisky and bubblegum enticing you to get closer. He slowly got off of Dark's still hard member and grabbed a pink bottle of lube, softly humming as you laid on your back.

"Good kitty."

You turned red as he applied the clear liquid to his hands and pulled your legs on top of his lap, Wilford's signiture giggle making your nether-regions begin to feel like jelly. You bit your lip, trying to keep yourself quiet. He smiled sweetly and began to slowly spread your bottom, making you groan.

"W-wilfy?"

His bubbly smile disappeared as he leaned down to face you. You cupped his face and kissed softly as he chuckled. You weren't used to being on the receiving end, so this was a little scary to you. You have been wanting to try it, but it scared you. Luckily, Wilford is a very caring and gentle Dom. Not that Dark wasn't, he's just very stern and can scare you sometimes. He doesn't mean to, he just looks scary.

"Yes, my sweets?" He asked, gently rubbing your belly.

You smiled, squirming underneath him.

"Please be gentle."

Wilford chuckled once more and caressed your cheek.

"Of course, my beloved~!" He replied, slowly inserting a single digit unto your bottom as Dark spun you onto your belly, causing you to scream in pleasure.

Wilford smiled as he placed soft kisses on your back, slowly inserting another finger. You got on your hands and knees as Wilford continued to finger your bottom. Dark smiled as he placed his cock in front of your face, his tip touching your lips. You began to circle your hips, earning a harsh spanking from Wilford.

You cried out, tears forming in your eyes. Wilford rubbed your bottom, soothing you.

"Now stay still. Ok?" He cooed, gently squishing your now stinging bottom.

You nodded, earning another smack, this time lighter.

"Use your words, dear." He whispered, gently inserting a third finger.

"Yes Master..."

"Good kitty." He whispered, slowly spreading your hole.

You moaned softly as Dark grabbed your chin.

"You going to be a good kitty and suck me off?"

"Y-yes Master Darky..." You whispered, slowly sucking Dark off.

Dark smiled gently as you slowly sucked him off, Wilford spreading your bottom. Your legs began to give out. Wilford pulled his fingers out, a soft sigh escaping your mouth. He frowned, rubbing your back as he kissed your back. You sat up, Dark's member slipping out of your mouth with a pop.

"Oh god...haaahh..."

Wilford slipped the condom on and gently kissed your cheek, rubbing your belly.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah...just need a breather..."

Dark brushed your hair out of your eyes and kissed your cheek. You flopped backwards onto Wilford's lap.

"I'm sorry..." You muttered.

"Shhh...don't worry about it." Dark responded, massaging your shoulders.

"Wilfy?"

"Yes, love?"

"C-can we try again? Please?"

Wilford chuckled, placing you on your hands and knees. You purred as Dark sat down in front of you. He smirked and grabbed his still fully erected cock. Wilford threw away the old condom and placed a new one on himself, slowly lining up. You laid your head on your arms, your bottom in the air.

"Aww...aren't you cute." Wilford teased, slowly lining up.

You closed your eyes and felt something soft being placed over your back. You opened your eyes and noticed that Dark placed a fluffy blanket over your torso, adjusting it so that you could see him. You giggled as you clinged to the soft black blanket. Wilford continued to thrust, rubbing your thighs. You gripped to the sheets, your knuckles turning white.

Dark smiled and sat back down, slowly jearking himself off. You tried to keep quiet only for Wilford's mustache and soft lips tracing your skin, making you forget that you were trying to be quiet. He giggled, still thrusting.

"You're so cute. I...I think I'm gonna..."

Wilford's thrust slowly became more sloppy as he was nearing the edge. Dark noticed this and took advantage of his lack of awareness, sneaking behind him as he wrapped his arms around his waist. The minute Wilford felt Dark's cold yet soft hands touch him, he came. If this was a game on who can cum the least, Wilford would've lost by now.

"Darky..."

"Shhh...I know. Pull out of Kitty." He demanded, rubbing the clearly frustrated man.

Wilford obeyed, but you weren't out of subspace yet. You wanted to pleasure them. You wanted to make them happy. It wasn't fair. You crossed your arms and pouted.

"Wilford...I'm gonna..."

"Yes! Please Darky..."

Dark came once more, rubbing Wil's belly. Once he got off of Dark, he grabbed your chin and lifted it.

"Now, now...do you need more spankies?" He teased.

You looked down and growled as Wilford threw you over his lap.

SMACK!

You hissed in pain as you tried to get off of his lap, but he pinned you down. This earned you another smack. He continued to spank you, your bottom turning bright red. Dark smirked, quietly watching. You growled, snarling at Dark, earning you more spankings.

"You don't growl at Master." He replied coldly.

You nodded, rubbing your thighs together. Wilford gently rubbed your back and pressed your head against his chest, softly rubbing your now red bottom. You whimpered, tears forming in your eyes. Dark slowly sat behind you and kissed your collarbone, a squeak escaping your mouth. He chuckled softly, rubbing your shoulders.

"Good kitty. You did good." Wilford whispered in your ear, a shiver running down your spine.

You grabbed the silk blanket and placed it over Wilford's shoulders, turning to Dark and grabbed another silk blanket.

"What're you doing, Kitty?"

You wrapped it around his shoulders and slipped on your underwear. He glanced at you, very confused as Wilford winked at him. You smiled, rubbing your bottom as you sat on your knees.

"I...I wanna be a good kitty and serve you guys..." You whispered, looking down.

"Serve?"

You bit your lip, Wilford hugged you gently and kissed your head. Dark sat down behind him and hugged his torso, laying his chin on the crook of his neck. Wilford bit his lip and whimpered softly as he leaned against his chest. You smiled, wrapping your legs around Wilford's waist.

"Better?"

Wilford nodded as Dark laid down on the pillows and kissed his neck, Wilford doing the same to you. You smiled, hugging him tightly. Dark smiled, kissing your cheek softly and hummed as his aura softly rang out.

"I still wanna make you guys happy..." You whispered, kissing Wil's cheek.

"Oh Kitty, just hug me and let me cuddle you." Wilford cooed, softly eating your hair.

You giggled, purring softly. Dark ran his hands through your hair, his entire body easing up.

"Hold on...I want some attention too." Dark joked, kissing Wil's head.

You looked up at Dark and crawled up to his face. Wilford smirked and hugged your waist.

"Ack! Wilfy..."

"Aww...so cute."

You turned to face Dark and kissed him passionately. He groaned in the kiss and rubbed your back. You broke the kiss and smiled.

"I love you guys..."

They both smiled, turning the bed into a bird nest and cuddle together as theybslowly fell asleep.

[unlikely-cypher]

Im almost done the Warf/Dark x reader request!!!! I really cooked with this one 🩷🖤