The Greasers as MPGIS Quotes
Dally: I would apologize, but I really don't give a fuck.
Darry: I'm 27. Still living with my brothers in Tulsa. I have a history degree from a night school. My cat just died. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I lost 25% of my sphincter muscle. I pee in the bed still. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street. P.S, he only has one ball.
Soda: You think that all the boys at school would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.
Ponyboy: I was born into a dynasty of high school socialites, and was destined for popularity. But then my rivalry with the local cheer squad stalled my rise to the throne of prom queen, and ended with me ripping the arms off of one of my friends.
Two Bit: Oh that's funny. Maybe I can show you what your fucking spleen looks like.
Johnny: I was borned and raised on the Eiffel Tower.
Steve: (To Ponyboy) Jesus Christ, is that a fucking Gremlin?
