glenn: quick! what do you do when a stray dog bites you??
rick: well first you have to—
daryl: BITE IT BACK
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glenn: quick! what do you do when a stray dog bites you??
rick: well first you have to—
daryl: BITE IT BACK
Daryl and Rick stargazing:
Daryl: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Rick: They really are.
Daryl: You know what else is beautiful?
Rick: *blushes* wh-
Daryl: My poncho
Rick:
Daryl: My crossbow
Rick:
Daryl: Oh shit yeah my motorcycle-
Rick: OKAY WE GET IT.
Daryl: ok I'm gonna teach you how to use cuss words
John: isn't that illegal
Daryl: not a crime if you don't get caught. Now say "go fuck yourself"
John: 'go fuck yourself'
Daryl: not colorful enough try again
John:
John:
Daryl: nice
Daryl and Rick literally anywhere:
Daryl: We haven't killed shit since we got here
Rick: *slides on murder jacket*
Daryl: oh fUCK YEAH HERE WE GO
*Daryl and John walking out of the theatre after watching Blues Brothers*
Daryl: that was one of the best movies I have ever seen in a long time.
John: yeah, I might even go back and watch it again!
Daryl: haha yeah-- wait. Joliet Jake is smaller than Elwood...
John: and you're tall and I'm small...
Daryl: *gasp*
John: *gasp*
2 hours later
Daryl, in a fedora, a dark suit, and wearing sunglasses: I REGRET NOTHING
John, in matching attire and driving a police Dodge Monaco: SAME
*sirens in the background*
*the day before*
Rick: Daryl, I want you inside me.
Daryl: Why'd you wanna eat me?
Rick: No, I-
Daryl: Do I taste good?
Rick: Hon-
Daryl: I guess I don't need one of my hands, will that work?
Rick: ...
Daryl: No? Lookin' for thigh meat? Greedy bastard.
-Rickyl, probably not
( pulls a worm out of the ground and eats it right in front of michonne. )
They had been through a hell of a lot together. Michonne had learned early-on that if there was a means to survive, Daryl knew about it. They were hungry, yes, but they had been hungrier. They were not desperate enough that she was going to do that.
❝Do you have to - ?❞ She started, unable to hide the disgust that crossed her features as she watched him put the worm in his mouth. ❝Could you at least ... put it over the fire or something?❞ She shook her head, glancing back at the mentioned flames. There was no point in arguing with Daryl Dixon, not even about eating worms.