#incorrect character quotes

[gothic-btch]

Diluc: Kaeya... Is a friend.

Jean: See, it wasn't that hard to say something nice about them-

Jean: Oh, you're vomiting now.

[eternallyungrateful]

During one of the crawls

*Nacy and Mike walking along side eachother after being paired up for one of the missions*

Nacy: So... you like Will?

Mike, caught off guard: Wha- Of course I do!

Nacy: No. I mean like LIKE

Mike, face flushed: He's like my brother

Nacy, stopping in her tracks and staring at Mike dead on: Mike, you're my brother. If you looked at me the same way you look at Will, I'd be very concerned

[tbhatxr]

Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

[sodium-h]

The only thing I'm mad about Spiderman no way home is the fact that there wasn't even ONE(1) scene where one of them goes like " wait you're the actor from *insert random movie*. I loved it".

It would have been funny to just see them so utterly confused

[bakedcrispss]

rick, to daryl: hey look at this

rick: glenn, spell ambulance

glenn: a

glenn: m-

rick: faster.

glenn: WEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEEOOO

daryl, horrified: what the fuck

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

Duncan: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

[howlinghunters]

Teruteru: "Wait a second.. Nekomaru is a robot?"

Kazuichi: "Of course he is! You didn't notice that he never talks?!"

Teruteru: "I just thought he was a really quiet guy!"

Gundham: "And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?"

Teruteru: "Well I-I did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd... Uh, I just thought he was trying to impress me."

[oveliagirlhaditright]

In Angel the Series, I think it’s Wesley who tells Faith that he thinks he can “get her off”, meaning that he can maybe keep her from going to prison (as Faith had become a murderer).

She then replies, “The number of guys who have promised me that...”

Anyway, this whole scenario with Lawlight (especially since in the drama, L is trying to get Light to atone. And is basically saying he won’t die, at least, if he turns himself in).

So L: I can get you off (of course meaning he can keep him from facing any charges).

Light: The number of people who have promised me that...