Cosmic Funnies
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pixel skylines
macklin celebrini has autism
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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shark vs the universe
bliss lane
d e v o n
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
KIROKAZE
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cherry valley forever
Doug Jones
ojovivo
todays bird
Interview Vampire Daily
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seen from Türkiye
seen from T1
seen from Uganda
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Pakistan
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@inaccurate-rickyl-quotes
Daryl and Rick stargazing:
Daryl: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Rick: They really are.
Daryl: You know what else is beautiful?
Rick: *blushes* wh-
Daryl: My poncho
Rick:
Daryl: My crossbow
Rick:
Daryl: Oh shit yeah my motorcycle-
Rick: OKAY WE GET IT.
Daryl and Rick literally anywhere:
Daryl: We haven't killed shit since we got here
Rick: *slides on murder jacket*
Daryl: oh fUCK YEAH HERE WE GO
Michonne: How come I wasn't invited to the wedding
Rick: What wedding?
Daryl: Hey sugartits, you forgot your lunch
Rick: Thank you my honeysuckle <3
Rick: Anyway what were you saying
- Rickyl, probably
Carl: How come no one knows how to say my name?
Daryl: I can say it. Carl.
Rick: Coral.
Toddler Judith: Caaaar :D
Carl: ...Judith at least has an excuse.
Daryl: Wait, Rick, his name was your idea. You can't even fuckin' say it right.
Rick: Yes I can! COOOral!
Carl:
Daryl:
Judith: Caa :D
Paul : Hey, Daryl, could I stay at your place tonight?
Daryl : Let me ask my mom.
Paul : But she isn’t aliv..
Daryl : She said no.
When Rick and Daryl hug at the end of Season 7A
Rick: *squeeze* ...Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Daryl: *holds out Colt Python*
Rick: Oh.
When Daryl discovers the internet-
Rick: Daryl have you seen my laptop? I need it for work-
Daryl: HOLY SHIT MAN, THERE’S SO MUCH FUCKIN PORN.
Rick: …
Daryl: WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT OMG
Rick: …okay I’ll let you enjoy yourself. Do me a favor, though.
Daryl: Hmm?
Rick: Google search “rickyl.”
Daryl: …what’s that
Rick: you’ll see ;)
Reason #01 Daryl Dixon could not work retail
Carol: I'm gonna have to let you go.
Daryl: What the fuck? What did I do?!
Carol: You told Jessie to shove her 'crotch fruit' back up her ass.
Daryl:
Daryl: They fucked up the toy aisle right after I cleaned it up.
Season One Rick: We are not murderers.
Season Two Rick: Well only if it's your life against theirs.
Season Three Rick: It's for the good of the group
Season Four Rick: We tried peace, now it's war
Season Five Rick: If you don't kill, you won't survive in this world
Season Six Rick: You know what, let's try that peace thing again
Season Seven A Rick: Those who kill are no better than walkers!
Season Seven B Rick: PREPARE FOR WAR
Season Eight Rick: THE ONLY OPTION IS MURDER
Season Nine Rick: No, only peace
Daryl the whole time: ...*loads crossbow*
Literally no one:
Daryl: I AIN'T GAY
Maggie: Alright, first council meeting for the prison. What have we accomplished?
Glenn: I cut down the barbed wire and used it to trip up the walkers.
Hershel: The infirmary is completely stocked.
Carol: I've begun classes for the little ones.
Daryl: Got hunting going.
Maggie: Great. Rick?
Rick: ...
Rick: I have plants :D
Rick: So what did you do before the apocalypse?
Daryl: Waited for the apocalypse.
- Rickyl, probably
Rick: Daryl, do you want to patrol the boarder with me?
Daryl: Uh sure lemme get my bike
Rick: Nah. Just hop on back of the horse. It can fit us both.
Daryl: Uh... *remembers being thrown by Nelly* ...I'm good.
Rick: Oh come on, you can't tell me the great Daryl Dixon is scared of horses
Daryl: *flushes* S-shut up!
-later-
Daryl: *has his arms wrapped tight around Rick's waist as they ride, head buried in his shoulder and glued to his back*
Rick: *rolls his eyes but also smiling* See? Wasn't so bad.
Daryl: shut up.
*the day before*
Rick: Daryl, I want you inside me.
Daryl: Why'd you wanna eat me?
Rick: No, I-
Daryl: Do I taste good?
Rick: Hon-
Daryl: I guess I don't need one of my hands, will that work?
Rick: ...
Daryl: No? Lookin' for thigh meat? Greedy bastard.
-Rickyl, probably not
Rick: I want you inside me, Daryl.
Daryl: Ew wtf that's gay, ur gay
Rick: ...we've been married for ten years.
Daryl: lol that's gay
-Rickyl, probably not
Carl: Oh my God, Dad, no!
Rick: What?
Carl: You're bit!
Rick: Where?!
Carl: On your neck!
Rick: ...oh. Uh. It's... I'll be fine. It's not a walker bite.
Carl: What is it then?!
Daryl: *snickering in the corner*
Carl: ...brb I'm gonna go put my head in the microwave.
Rick: *looking at calendar in Alexandria* Huh. It's Valentine's Day. *looks up at Daryl* Where are you taking me for Valentine's Day?
Daryl: From behind
Rick:
Daryl:
Rick: Wait-
