#darylumbreon

[askpuppyhoundour]

Jasmine@Daryl: Waitttt a second... so if you're the pup's dad, that means the mother was a Houndour or 'Doom, right?? Two lovers, separated by a line between two worlds- wild and civilization... how romantic...! ... but... it's probably hard on your kid, huh? Being caught wondering where they belong...

I worry about her everyday…

And regardless of where their mom was from my pup belongs here on the farm with me. There’s no reason for anyone to think otherwise.

[askinsomniacariados]

It's spider granny hands down for fave. Let's have her marry Daryl and make cute fluffy bug babies.

l e t  i t  b e

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((i’m super terrible at designing ANYTHING please forgive me))

[askpuppyhoundour]

(LILY@DARYL) BORK BORK!! WOW YOU LOOK VERY OLD MR HOT DAD!! I BET YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS MY OLD LADY THOUGH!! SHE'S THE OLDEST, CRANKIEST OLD LADY THERE IS!! HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAYS BORK?

Well um, I’ll be turning 64 this coming winter. My owners are the second generations of farmers here with the third on it’s way. I suppose I might make it to the fourth generation if I stay healthy.

[askpuppyhoundour]

(ariados@puppy) my goodness, this place is cozy. where's your favourite place to relax or do whatever you want around here?

Well there’s under the hen house! Oh! Oh, and the barn is super fun too! I like to dig and roll around in all the straw and hay that’s stored in there and I even taught myself how to-

We can’t have your sort of predatory pokemon on the farm! It’s not safe for you or the other pokemon here. So go on, shoo!

[askpuppyhoundour]

How long do you think you can hide him, Daryl? It's only a matter of time before, in his exuberance, he reveals himself accidentally. Or your masters notice something out of place. Something amiss. Maybe one of the pokemon interacting with him will accidentally reveal him. Or worse, one might tell on purpose. When they do, what happens? They capture him, take him off to be traded or used for fighting. His freedom robbed, they do as they please, as trainers and breeders do. Only a matter of time.

You don’t think I know that! I know it’s only a matter of time and it’s terrifying to think about!

But what can I do!? I can’t stop any of that from happening! I can’t keep them from throwing a pokeball, if that’s even what they’ll do.

You think that my child’s capture is the worse possible outcome? There are worse fates for predatory wild pokemon found on farms. 

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But what can I do? I’m just an old dog…

[askpuppyhoundour]

Bernice: What kinda adventures are you gunna go on when you get bigger?

But…