#dasani

[colonelampersanders]

A sure sign of the Antichrist is that he turns wine into Dasani

[lampgoonmemes]

Dasani Teto

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[thefashionforwardfiles]

Central has Dasani water and a box of peanut m&ms. Source: Getty Images

[snazzy-fox]

Unpopular opinion, but Dasani bottled water is actually so scrumptious and delicious. I don't understand the people saying it tastes gross.

I don't believe humans should be paying for servings of literally just water in non-biodegradable plastic bottles but like... yummy.

[gracious-midnight]

Currently drinking Dasani water

What has my life come to

[iwillfuckanythingthatmoves2000]

[robloxermilf]

Love letter to my schools ice fucking cold Dasani water:

A whopping $2.74 may seem a lot for a water bottle… but for the crisp cold water that comes from the Dasani aluminum can, I make the argument that it is in fact worth it.

As I hauled myself up 3 flights of stairs in 70 (f) degree weather I realized my undying thirst had left me heaving. I ran, exactly $3 dollars in my pocket, to the nearest vending machine and bought it. The second I grabbed it, the coldness of the metal stung my hand in a surprising but exciting manner. I would not have to consume lukewarm water! no no no… my dasussy water was nice and cold. I declare my love to thee and promise that when I find myself in a surplus of $3 dollars I shall make her purchase and drink from thine pleasant hand.