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Ass So Juicy You’ll Wanna Eat It With A Lifeguard™

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[depsidase]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It really would have...

[clown-alchemist]

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[the-big-mood]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[segamascott]

if he rips his father's still beating heart out of his chest with his bare hands i would vote for him

[beardedmrbean]

this is the map they use to determine congressional districts

[colonelampersanders]

Ketamine feels like being a car CD changer tbh

[insecuregodcomplex]

[dogpuppy]

[un-father]

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

[theonion]

[moderncosmonaut]

Forever fav post

[woman-becomer]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[platter-o-teeth-deactivated2025]

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

[woman-becomer]

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post