I'm the anon who submitted the "human women as familiars" take.
While I appreciate your commentary, and while I indeed would have loved to take myself off of anonymity for it, there seems to be a small administrative difficulty. Namely that I seem to have been blocked for some reason.
A mystery. A tragedy, even.
A wound from which I may never recover.
I can only assume it was my enormous fucking chunga-shlongus.
Though I suppose there's a possibility it had something to do with those arguments in your comment sections. Hard to say.
Perhaps this is a situation that can be delightfully rectified? Or perhaps you insist on remaining separated from me by the cruel consequences of my own actions.
You could very well kill a man of a broken heart with such dreadful mixed messages.. you should be careful, dear.
Meanwhile, suppose I'll just have to sit in this most unfortunate of predicaments.. wasting away as countless "what ifs" pierce my very soul..
Ah, you know...I had a sneaking suspicion that was you, right after I hit post.
That being said, your fun size snickers bar has nothing to do with you being blocked.
Since you insist that it wasn't a threat, let's set the knife comment aside for just a moment, shall we? Whether you consider it one or not, it was still unacceptable behavior.
Prior to that, you made another comment about that same person being pathetic, subhuman, and obsolete. Let's combine that with the way you don't wait for consent before talking to people like you're trying to "dom" them. And finally, let's put it all together with your take that human women make excellent familiars.
It's a bit concerning, to say the least.
So alas, much like your time on another website, I simply do not see this working out.