Stephen: -Swears once- America: Oh! That's one for the swear jar! Stephen: Well, fuck--- America: Aaaaand one more. Stephen: -Sighs- Okay kid, listen, this shit--- America: ---Aaaand ONE MORE! Stephen: America: Stephen: America: Stephen: -Exasperated- Fuck this shit. America: ---TWO MORE!!!
Listen, my Stephen just swears too much. He will be broke at the end of their conversation if she keeps up with the whole swear jar thing lmao.
Also:
Stephen: Seriously kid, I dont have the funds to support your swear jar. America: Then you just need to stop swearing, you know? Stephen: ---Absolutely fucking not.













