@andreatriton
My gay husband is already handling the whole marrying-a-hot-boring-king-to-make-him-more-interesting thing enough for the both of us, so thanks but no thanks! That’s flattering and all but I should get something out of a potential match too, and even Will is hotter than Ben! Can you imagine moaning out the name ‘Ben” in bed? Because I can’t! It’s like a teddy bear’s name!
I really did not jump straight to imagining you two in bed, not really a mental image I wanted. Thanks, I hate it! But come on, Ben’s not bad looking, just probably even more boring than Will. And you’d get to be queen of the whole damn place which means you could kinda do whatever you wanted? Gosh, it was just hypothetical, why are you all ganging up on me?!
