#dash:tobias

[kiarataji]

@tobiasslade​:

As an AK princess, odds ain’t good you’re pirate material. What skills do you got that make you think you’d fare well?

Not all princesses are the same, get that out of your head. The Pridelands are a little wilder than your Charmingtons and your Aurorias; plus, with the way my dad sheltered me, I went out of my way to look for trouble just to prove I could handle it. I’m resourceful, I’m athletic, I think fast and move faster... there are a lot of things I could do, if you gave me the chance.

[gradianalastair]

You’re frustrating, extremely stupid at times, you test my patience regularly, but I can count on you, and you’re a good help when I need you, and I wouldn’t change anything about you.

Considering there’s only one person on this planet that can actually stand me, this is an easy guess. Also, stop being so sappy. It’s embarrassing.

GUESS: Tobias Wilde

tell my muse why you love them and i’ll guess who it’s from

[fredcilier]

@tobiasslade​:

The size of an average crew? But hey, its quality over quantity.

Yeah, but I dunno if y’all got the qualities I’m looking for.

[zevonchanca]

@tobiasslade:

Don’t knock it till you try it, making a cannon go boom is a lot harder than any of your little magic tricks. Didn’t know you were CJ’s future first mate though, I just thought you had a crush on her or something, which is weird when you consider that her sister is right there, but it figures. Welcome aboard, mate. Guess you win then. Anyone smart enough to choose a pirate’s life is good by me.

Please, I can make things go boom in all kinds of mcfucking ways, cannon or no cannon. Dude, the fuck? Do I seem like a ‘crush’ kind of guy to you? Unless I’m crushing people in the literal way because that’s fucking radtastic.