I know it was foolish of me to randomly wander into the Spuffy section of AO3 and expect quality, but after a day of reckless, ill-advised attempts to read slowburn AUs while sick off my asscheeks, only to give up 20k later when things inevitably devolved into... ugh... I have finally found it, here at 2:30 in the goddamned morning when all truly worthy fanfics are found: the impossibly good PWP fic











