#date night fail

[mamaemoemu]

My girlfriend watched the show we promised to watch together by herself 😭 the betrayal hurts

[wallflower-bitca]

To the boy who said I could take my time getting ready “as long as [I’m] pretty,” please kindly go fuck yourself. I can’t believe I went out with you for even an hour. I should have snapped your dick in half.

I don’t have to be pretty for anyone, especially not you.

[in-watermelonsugar]

My life is absurd. Just found the skeleton from a poor poached alligator.

[chubbywubbygirl]

I spent too much of my time looking for a nice restaurant. I have no money to spend. Why would I do such a thing?