Tired Pansexual

A tired mom-friend who’s struggling through college and using fanfics as therapy (sorry to my actual therapist…) Pronouns are anything but he/him and I’m sadly 20 😭

[cinemevbr]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

[thegrimzuera]

“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”

Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[lgbtqiatext]

[spidey-official]

spider boy summer

[gracieparkerr]

lucky no’ 56 🎊 // moodboard

Wishing a very cozy and warm birthday to Tony Stark, who would be 56 this year. 56 candles wouldn’t sit on a cake without being a fire hazard, but, I imagine he wouldn’t even need them. Tony’s always had a knack for bringing warmth into his life with nothing but his heart.

[clemmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Mother’s Day with the batboys? I think they would all have a different attitude for it. Everyone’s gonna approach it so differently.

“More than a woman to me”

Sorry for disappearing,Finals are kicking my butt.Oh why did i pick astrophysics🥲HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! Well late Mother’s Day.. I had such a good day! I love being a mother omgg.However i hate children’s toys ,They are so loud Jesus Christ

Batboys x Reader; mothers day

Bruce Wayne

•Bruce starts planning Mother’s Day weeks in advance, but you’d never know because he keeps it incredibly understated.

• The main goal is simple:

You are not lifting a finger all day.

•The kids wake up ridiculously early because they’re excited, and Bruce somehow already has:

breakfast handled

presents wrapped

everyone dressed

the kitchen still clean

• Which means he’s probably been awake since 5 a.m.

•You wake up expecting chaos and instead find:

- fresh coffee

-flowers from the garden

-your kids trying VERY hard not to yell

• Bruce appears in the doorway holding the baby with one arm and a tray in the other like this is completely normal.

“Happy Mother’s Day.”

•The kids made handmade cards, but Bruce had every single one professionally preserved because he knows you’ll want them forever later.

•One of them has a crooked drawing of your family and Bruce absolutely refuses to let anyone laugh at it.

“It’s accurate,” he says seriously.

•The biggest gift isn’t expensive. (He spoils you 24/7 anyway)

It’s time.

- If you want:

• a spa day? arranged.

•a nap? protected like federal law.

to spend the whole day curled up with your kids watching movies? also perfect.

•At some point during the evening, he finds you half-asleep on the couch with one of the kids passed out on your chest.

He just stands there for a moment.

•Because THIS:

the warmth, the mess, the safety,

is something he genuinely never thought he’d have.

•He covers you with a blanket carefully and presses a kiss to your forehead.

“You make this family better,” he says quietly.

⸻

Dick Grayson

•Dick treats Mother’s Day like it’s a national holiday.

•The kids inherit his energy, so the entire day starts LOUD.

•You wake up to:

-tiny feet running

•someone yelling “DON’T DROP THE PANCAKES”

•Dick whisper-shouting “ABORT ABORT-“

•Then everyone piles onto the bed at once.

“HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!”

Breakfast is:

-slightly burnt

-messy

-shaped vaguely like hearts

Dick is absurdly proud of it.

“Baby, look. The syrup only spilled twice this year.”

•The gifts are deeply sentimental.

•Dick helps the kids make things instead of buying expensive presents:

-handprints

-drawings

-badly written cards

-a macaroni thing that’s falling apart

• You tear up anyway.

• Dick absolutely cries first though.

•Especially if one of the kids says something like:

“Daddy says you’re the best thing that ever happened to us.”

•He spends the whole day touching you constantly:

-arm around your shoulders

-kissing your cheek

-hand at your waist

•Like he physically cannot stop showing affection.

•At some point he sneaks candid pictures of you with the kids because those are his favorite kinds of photos.

•You catch him smiling at one later.

“What?”

“Nothing,” he says softly.

“You’re just really good at this.”

⸻

Jason Todd

.•Jason claims Mother’s Day “doesn’t need to be a huge thing.”

This is a lie.

•You wake up and the entire apartment/house smells like your favorite breakfast place because Jason got up early to recreate the whole menu himself.

•The kitchen is DESTROYED.

Worth it.

•Your kids absolutely snitch on him too.

“Daddy burned three pancakes.”

“Traitor,” Jason mutters.

•Jason is weirdly intense about making sure you relax.

• The second you try to clean anything:

“Absolutely not.”

“Jason-“

“Sit down before I physically put you back on the couch.”

•He gets you practical gifts mixed with emotional ones.

Example:

• a beautiful necklace

AND a new heating pad because yours “looked sad.”

•The kids crawl all over him all day while he pretends to hate it.

•Meanwhile he’s carrying:

-one kid on his shoulders

-another attached to his leg

-coffee in one hand

• He looks exhausted but genuinely happy.

• Later that night, after the kids are asleep, he pulls you into his lap on the couch.

Quiet house. Dim lights.

“You know,” he says gruffly,

“they got real lucky with you.”

You smile. “Yeah?”

•He nods once against your shoulder.

“Yeah. Me too.”

⸻

Tim Drake

•Tim prepares for Mother’s Day like he’s planning a corporate event.

-Shared calendars.

-Reminder alerts.

-Backup reservations.

He also helps the kids prepare WAY too early.

Which means they’ve been hiding handmade presents for weeks very badly.

One kid whispers:

“Don’t tell Mommy about the surprise.”

While holding the surprise directly in front of you.

Tim’s ideal Mother’s Day is efficiency + comfort:

-your favorite coffee ready

-breakfast ordered from your favorite place

-all chores handled automatically

- kids entertained so you can relax

But emotionally?

He’s softer than usual all day.

•He watches you with the kids constantly.

•Especially during tiny moments:

-fixing someone’s hair

-tying shoes

-calming tantrums

•Like he still can’t fully believe this is his life.

•He definitely makes a digital photo album/video montage that destroys you emotionally.

Baby photos.

Videos.

•Little clips of the kids saying:

“We love Mommy!”

You’re crying by minute three.

•Tim panics immediately.

“WAIT-good crying or bad crying?”

• At night, when everything’s quiet, he rests his head on your shoulder and says:

“You know they’re going to remember all this forever, right?”

“What?”

“How loved they are because of you.”

⸻

DAMIAN WAYNE

You will be honored properly.The children are organized DAYS beforehand.There is a schedule.There are assigned tasks.

• Damian absolutely coordinates them like a military operation.

•He ensures you wake peacefully:

-breakfast prepared

-children clean and presentable

-gifts arranged perfectly

“Happy Mother’s Day, beloved.”

The gifts are elegant but deeply personal:

•flowers from the garden he cultivated with the children

•handmade artwork carefully preserved

•something meaningful tied to your family

* Damian is especially attentive all day;

-Hand at your back.

- Pulling out chairs.

-Making tea before you ask.

•If the children become too chaotic:

“You will allow your mother peace today.”

But the most meaningful part comes later.

•The kids are asleep. The house is quiet.

•Damian sits beside you and takes your hand, turning it over carefully in his.

“I did not fully understand my father until I watched you become a mother.”

•You look at him, surprised.

• He presses a kiss to your knuckles.

“Our children are loved fearlessly because of you.”

Quietly:

“That is the greatest gift anyone could give them.”

[knickknat]

Don’t romanticize mental illness

Romanticize giving your mental illness to your OCs

[mikeyyyssgf]

stuilly is canon

[pannman]

There’s a theory about Alastor becoming Lucifer’s executioner and I think I know how it will go down

Charlie: dad… I’m so sorry for everything

Lucifer: sweetie you don’t have to keep apologizing. I’m just glad to be back in your life

Charlie: but if I hadn’t sent you away you would never had gotten captured by Vox. The Vees can be a lot. One time… well… um nevermind

Lucifer: what? WHAT HAPPENED?!?

Charlie: well… one of the Vees, Valentino, licked my arm and wanted to make a porno with me and so I-

Lucifer: -I. Will. DESTROY HIM!!!!

Charlie: Dad please! We just made peace with them. Besides it’s not like you can actually hurt him

Lucifer: then I’ll find someone who can

Charlie: who? He’s an overlord! It would take someone very powerful to take him down

Lucifer: …

Later*

Alastor in his room: Ahhhhh…. Relaxing silence and solitude. Sometimes this is all I-

Lucifer barges through the door*

Lucifer: I GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU ASSHOLE!!!

[blackmarketfruitrollups]

Respectfully, I do not believe you can call yourself a writer if AI is writing it for you.

The increase in fics I've seen where the writer is just like "well it's how I write so scroll if it bothers you"

Babe you're killing the planet

[fallingtheseus]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Human AU, Alastor “adopts” (kidnaps?) Charlie after Lilith kicks her out

[kennedydc00]

[violetsdaydreams]

Fluffy Headcannons Vol. I

TMNT Raphael X Reader

•As we all know Raphael isn’t a big fan of PDA

•Raphael would act different around people depending on who they are.

•If he was around Vern he’d have his arm around you constantly. Calls you baby doll around him just so he gets the memo. Vern just gives off weird cocky vibes. Raph doesn’t trust him much.

•If he’s around his brothers he’s more laid back. Casual nicknames such as honey and darling. Picks you up to be seen as dominant.

•Reads you comic books if you ask. His favorite ones being Batman so he could do the voice.

•Secretly paints your toe nails in the comfort of his own room. He’d be humiliated if anyone barged in but he just finds your toes so fascinating compared to his.

•Will do nail art. Mostly as an excuse to put an R on your big toe so everyone knows you’re his. Plus it’s good practice for his precision. At least that’s what he tells you🤷🏻‍♀️

•Your favorite color is casually scattered across his room.

•Matching clothes don’t come in mutant sizes so he carves you guys matching necklaces out of wood. He only wears it when he’s not on patrol.

•He read somewhere that girls like to wear their boyfriend's sweaters because they're oversized and smell like them. The next day he made it his mission to find a hoodie that was a few sizes larger than what you'd normally wear. Before you come over he sprays it with his cologne.

•Raph gives the best head rubs

•Hums your favorite song when you lay on his chest

•Has a soft blanket just for when you visit because he doesn’t want to hog all the blankets

•He’ll also smell it when he misses you

•He re-tucks you in at night if he sees the blanket off of you

A/N: Hello Lovelies! I’ve made a new blog just for writing fanfiction. Please bear with me as I try to find my aesthetic for formatting my pieces. Feel free to request anything so that I can build my master list. This is an old draft that I’m reposting from an abandoned account if this work looks familiar to you. I hope you enjoyed!🫶

[didy414]

snow day!

[chastainromanova]

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.