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[edwards5456]

Hearts entwine, laughter flows, sparks ignite, as two souls journey through the adventure of dating, discovering love's magic together.

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[patrickwu0203]

Do you think a lot around attractive women? Watch what happens when your dating strategies blow up in your face! Go to bio link. #datingfails #dating #datingstruggles #datingstrategies #coffeedates #coffee #wooist #theartofwooing #datingdisasters #datingdisaster #screwingup #datesgonewrong

[itsnotjustyouhoney-blog]

Magic Mike

It all started online... As so many stories do these days, he seemed like a perfectly normal sweet guy. We started chatting and when I found out he was a magician my first thought was "oh, he's totally a nerd!" but like a real nerd this time not like the last guy I thought was "nerdy", we'll get into that later. Anyway, the more we chatted the more I thought okay, he seems like a reasonable person to go out with. I ignored his first texts to me that resulted in him asking me if I wanted to "try out to be a stripper". It's a long convoluted story but in all reality it seemed like he was just joking around.  So, 2 cancellations on my part later we went out on a date. Turns out that he wasn't the super sweet guy I wanted him to be, instead he was just like every other man that shows up in this blog. It started with an innocent joke about me marrying a woman (don't ask how, I was already a couple of beers deep and don't remember), from there it turned into a mans greatest wondering (according to Friends) "Have you even been with a woman?", and just like that! I was over it. But don't worry because he didn't stop there, little comments about how he'd last or his "magic hands" would be dropped with the greatest of ease throughout our unsatisfying 3 hour long conversation. I knew I had to get out of there and just like that I was sending out the "rescue me, SOS" text to my roommate and with that, her fake heartbreaking fight with her boyfriend started. Later on that night I'm laying in bed thinking what I'm sure what most women do, "What happened? How did I not see this coming?", but with no answers in sight I let it go and fell asleep. At 5:30am I woke up and realized what had happened! It was the rose colored glasses (they get me every time!) even though I didn't really have an desire to go out with this guy to begin with, I still let flags slide. I noticed that he has been acting this way since we started talking, small things, easy enough for me to ignore, but they were there. It's amazing how we can deny so much even when it's staring us straight in the face. The best part about this guy though was that he wasn't even the worst one! The worst is still to come!

[giyinenadam]

#DatingDisaster #men #beard #bnw #blackandwhite #black #white

[xopolly1]

Don't drink and date!

Ok so maybe the title is a bit extreme.. Drinking is good for dates, in moderation. It helps calm the nerves and helps relax the situation. Good to have something to sip during any awkward silences too! But this is a warning, don't get drunk!!!! I recently had an awful dating experience where I drank a bottle of wine in 60 minutes and was a complete mess.. I can't go into details as I have very limited memory but going from the guy's reaction a couple of days later it clearly was more than bad 🙈😂 Sadly I actually liked the guy, and I totally fucked it up. I don't blame him for doing a runner but it's a bit frustrating that it was totally out of character for me! Ah well, we live and we learn. If there's anything good you gain from a bad situation it's experience!

[mytinderellastory-blog]

My date with a guy named Brad

I should have known he wasn’t for me when I learned he was a professional ballroom dancer but I thought “would I hold that against Max from dancing with the stars?” No I wouldn’t. So it shouldn’t be a deal breaker for Brad.

But the rest of the date was one big deal breaker !

Topics of conversation:

Brad : when I was in high school, I had uncontrollable erections. I thought I was the only one. I mean there was nothing I could do about it!

Me : crickets crickets crickets

Brad: sometimes I have sexual problems and I think I’m the only one experiencing them. I don’t know what to do.

Me: have you ever heard of google?it has the answers to all questions.

Brad: penises are so disgusting. I don’t know how anyone can ******* (I won’t subject you to this). I mean I’m glad girls will do this and once in awhile I find a girl who wants my penis and that makes me happy.

Me: crickets crickets crickets ….. Do you want to see some dick pics this other guy sent me? One of them has a little red bow tie!

Brad: Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!

Me: (to myself) I think Brad likes peen more that he’s willing to admit.

Brad: my roommate and I have 2 huge TVs in our apartment. I have a really big one in my bedroom that I have hooked up to my computer

Me: oh sweet! So you can stream netflix or do work right from your bed

Brad: no. For porn. The internet was only invented for porn

Me: or for connecting the planet digitally, or online shopping, or email or social media…

Brad: nope. Just for porn

Me: check please

Brad: should we split it?

Me: um yeah

[dating-disaster]

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