When You Get Mad At Your BFF For Something Your Boyfriend Did
(The Gods' having a very important disscussion, and someone bursting through the doors.)
Guard: Zeus, you have a group of demigods' that wish to speak with you.
Zeus: (Skeptically) Can't you see we are in a very important meeting?
Guard: It's important sir, your daughter is in the group.
Zeus: (Rubbing the bridge of his nose.) Why me? Alright, send them in.
(Group of demigods' walk in, led by Percy Rose.)
Percy: Zeus, we have a bit of a problem.
Zeus: What is it this time Percy?
Percy: This is the problem.
(Percy walks over to Y/N, who is being held on the arm by Clarisse. Percy sticks out her hand, not even a foot close to Y/N, and she tries to attack her as she jumps back. Clarisse and at least seven other demigods' have to hold her back. Percy turns back to Zeus.)
Percy: She keeps trying to kill me every single time I get even five feet within her.
(Clarisse and the other demigods' struggle to hold back a widly thrashing Y/N.)
Zeus: (Suprised.) When did this start Percy?
Percy: Last week sir, it was right after we-
(Zeus holds up his hand and shrinks to human size. He walks over to his daughter and leans overr to stare her straight in her eyes.)
Zeus: Y/N, my daughter, why do you keep trying to kill Percy?
Y/N: Because, she told Connor and Travis to dump my bed in the lake in the middle of the night! I woke up in the middle of the Atlantic!
(Zeus turns to Percy, furrowing his eyebrows.)
Percy: What?! I never told them to do that!
Y/N: Liar!!! They said, AFTER I finally got back to camp and asked them why they did it, they said, " Percy told us to do it."!
(Percy Jackson steps infront of Zeus.)
Percy: Actually, that was me, sorry babe. I had to get you back for making a raincloud follow me all week.
Zeus: This was you Jackson?
Percy: (Embaressed.) Yeah, it was.
Y/N: Perceus Allen Jackson! You are dead SO dead!
(Y/N started thrashing more, and the campers holding her looked at Zeus. He shrugged.)
Zeus: He needs to learn a lesson, lets just see how far this goes.
Clarisse: (Snarkily.) You brought this on yourself Jackson.
( The campers release Y/N and she darts after Percy as he starts running around the throne room.)
Percy: No! Y/N, I'm sorry baby, please forgive me and don't kill me!
Y/N: Percy, you get back here right now so I can gut you like the fish you are!
(Y/N chases after Percy, swipping her dagger at him. Aphrodite sighs dreamily.)
Aphrodite: Ahhhh, young love.
