Lìyem Eanapay

Son of Poseidon, CHB Cabin 3. Divergent. Ex-Jedi. Incurable romantic and compulsive shipper with too many OTPs (or ‘flagships’, as I like to call them), including WildeHopps, TiPo, Percabeth, SolAngelo, Beatrice (Magnus Chase & Alex Fierro). Spathophile. In mourning for James Horner until the day I die. Studying the Na'vi language. Aspiring polyglot, hoping to learn Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Māori, Hawai'ian, Irish, Scottish Gaelic, Lallans, Welsh, Attic Greek, Doric Greek, modern Greek, ancient Egyptian, old Norse, Latin, and many more. I would also like to learn Quenya, Sindarin, and Khuzdul if I can find the resources.

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[realdonkeykong]

All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle

[isaacyote]

who this man why he everywhere

[gaokogeki]

Beefy Q’ursha

[gaokogeki]

Full moon Instinct

[gaokogeki]

Capt. Locke demand you for somethin’ urgent

[me8t]

lo'ak avatar is so important we need more representation for horse girls who are boys.

the best line in the movie is his weepy little "no☹️😢🥺" after jake tells him hes done enough like nooo lo'ak get behind me

[me8t]

wait nevermind the actual best line in the movie is when he tells his actual born and raised brother the whale he meet 2 weeks ago is his brother. hilarious, he couldnt read the room if it was in size 72 font

[me8t]

sabine doodle or smth who cares

[me8t]

we were talking abt jacen and his lack of lekku in tthe kanera chat and i wanted to try my hand at an older jace.. trust i am not copying @jellyfishforest135

he looks just like his daddy <3

[me8t]

ezra bridger... you haunt my heart <3

[dreff]

cooper remember the flowers

[onebadnoodle]

redrew some undertale sprites for fun

[unsafescapewolf]

Owen in a jock

(Kofi underwear doodles 2025)

[ayeforscotland]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

[thelazyaesthetic]

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

[ratpatooie]

6 chip twat

[ratpatooie]

this is like the scottish version of that pretentious brooklyn bbq place that gave you 3 ribs and a pickle

[cipheramnesia]

I’m very much enjoying every possibility which could have led to this picture:

went somewhere and paid an extortionate fee for fish n chips fusion and decided to share it with Twitter

made some fish n chips at home then decided to put it on a nice plate before sharing with Twitter

got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place but then at home decided to put it on a nice plate and left out a bunch of the chips because he thought it looked nice for Twitter

is on a trendy diet and so he only eats that many chips and decided to share it with Twitter

And, my personal favorite, plus what I think really happened: he got a normal amount of fish n chips from a normal place to post a photo about what a regular normal guy he is, after which there was an ENORMOUSLY lengthy argument about how to stage the photo and how many chips to put in and the end result you see posted to Twitter is a picture of some very cold, gross fish n chips which have been workshopped to death.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh, it’s worse than that. see that little design at the 1 o'clock position on the plate?

that’s official government dishware. this was a plate served to him at some official function, so british TAXPAYERS paid an extortionate fee for this scottish tory 6 chip twat’s fish n chips fusion, and he decided to post it on twitter to show off.

[cipheramnesia]

what a complete fucking knob

[demohedrogon]

There is just so much in this post, everytime I scrolled down it just went places. I was expecting a huge plate of chips and two deep fryed battered cods and just lost with the “more chips than brain cells” then.. then I saw the plate.

[need-a-new-reality]

Me before seeing the picture: People should learn to ignore Internet trolls instead of highlighting their immaturity.

Me after seeing the picture: wow fuck that guy.

[i-am-a-fish]

it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

[interpolationz]

instead of simply calling it jar try specifying to something like aquarium, terrarium, or enclosed habitat to avoid the jar connotations

[i-am-a-fish]

it's gotta be a jar though

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!! MY JAR!!!!!!!! 🥹

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[i-am-a-fish]

I'm silly ass hell

[i-am-a-fish]

i love my two gay and funny dads :)