#dave charnley

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What I'd like to know is how high Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin themselves were when they decided to give George Dent an accidental ecstasy high and put him on a train with Dave Charnley and a drunk Helen Cooper, then proceed to give him a pineapple to stroke and and told him to lick the tie of the man next to him.

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Nobody will care but Drop the Dead Donkey sexuality headcanons check:

(n.b. this is just my opinion please don’t take it too seriously and the show doesn’t even have a fandom so it doesn’t matter anyways lol)

George - straight. depressingly so. someone please check up on him he’s very desperate

Alex - we’ve seen her only dating men but I can see her being bi? I mean like I could see Helen and Alex worked actually pretty well? So yeah bisexual, but pretty balanced

Helen - lesbian. it’s canon. we stan

Damien - ok comes across as a straight initially but I actually think ace and aro. boy did a full on speech about how love is bullshit and he can’t imagine dating. maybe I remembered that a bit biased but.... yeah acearo Damian plz

Dave - again, very straight. sorry if you ship Damien and Dave (I did for a hot 2 seconds for my sins) but no our boy is a big straight simp. I want to say himbo but he’s a dick (someone go fight him and George for how they treated Helen)

Henry - again, straight. maybe got pissed and kissed a dude once but is only into women. gives elevated Douglas Renholm energy.

Sally - also has the big straight. will fuck any man, according to canon apparently. and ya know what, you go girl, do whoever you want. we would stan if it weren’t for her personality

Gus - 100% gay. or on the ace spectrum. not at all into women. I will fight on this. our man has a shit ton of internalised homophobia and tries a couple times to get a female companian he doesn’t gotta fuck so he can appear straight and not lonely. protect this lonely stressed out gay arsehole

Joy - bi. I’m very biased bc she’s hot but I can see her being either straight, or bi but mainly into dudes

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Drop The Dead Donkey - S04e05 (Helen’s Parents)

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Does anyone else out there ship Dave and Damien from Drop The Dead Donkey? I really need to know.

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Drop The Dead Donkey - S04e04 (Births and Deaths)

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Drop The Dead Donkey - S04e11 (The Wedding)

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Dave Charnley & Alex Pates  - Drop The Dead Donkey S02E06 (Alex & The Interpreter) 

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Dave Charnley & Henry Davenport - Drop The Dead Donkey