#dave headcanons

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WIP | Homestuck Headcanons: Dave

Im back at it again making with my headcanons. This time, the sacrifice to my artistic chaos is Dave! Now this guy isn’t all that different from the kid we all know and love, he just has a couple lore differences from the original that I decided in order to fill plot holes from the original comic.

If you haven’t checked my previous post about John, you should!

Dave is (as far as he’s aware at least) a cool ass 100% american dude who happens to have been born(?) and raised in Houston. All of that to say, he’s just your run of the mill alternative white boy. What dave DOESNT know is that he’s secretly french…. (Okay he’s not french but he is related to the lalondes who are Canadian and have french lineage so bada bing bada boom ya boy has some interesting ancestors.)

As I mentioned before, these are just my headcanons which are loosely based off of fandom canons I agree with and historically accurate interpretations of Dave’s lineage and background. I by no means want to encroach on any other headcanons of Dave, or Dove, or any variants of the dude, this is just my interpretation of him :]

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Whaalt about your humanstuck dave headcanons?

I don't have much with those either, I like to think Dave has different ear piercings, and maybe snake bites! As for stuff like skin and hair, I just like seeing what people can come up with. I usually imagine he would have pale skin and pure white hair, so not very different from he looks like in Homestuck itself. No edit this time! Seems like a waste to make an edit just to put piercings.

[homestuckdatingsite]

Cuddling headcanons

For: Karkat, Dave, Terezi and John Yep this was unasked for but we do need to get this blog started technical issues or not. I hope I did ok with this!  Dave:  -honestly Dave loves holding you tight, he wants to know for sure that you’re there and that he’s not dreaming -On the downlow he’s scared that one day he’s going to wake up and it’s going to turn out that you’re not real and that you were a figment of his imagination -He loves holding you to him so that you’re both looking at each other, that way you can see each other when you talk -That and his head is on your chest so he can hear you breath and hear your heartbeat which he finds really soothing -Bonus: If you play with his hair he might just fall asleep on you John: -Ok Johnny boi here? This nerd? He loves to fucking spoon -Now he doesn’t mind being the little spoon but he will literally wrestle you until you let him be the big spoon -I don’t think even he knows why he’s so oddly aggressive about being the big spoon -But when he is the little spoon he’ll play footsies with you subconsciously -He’s just a really touchy feely guy man, that and he doesn’t like to stay completely still. He finds it unnatural to stay still -When he’s the big spoon he’ll snuggle right into you and sometimes kiss your shoulder or neck if he’s in an especially romantic mood Karkat: -He likes when you’re laying on top of him -Mostly because he likes how he can see your face and feeling you snuggle into him and try and get comfortable -He loves feeling you hold onto him and feeling like you trust him -He also likes that he’s not having to pretend to be tough and angry and that he can allow himself to be vulnerable -Even though of course typically having to put down defensive walls is terrifying around you he feels that he’s safe to do that -Not to mention he knows he still has some control over the situation Terezi: -Terezi cuddles in pretty much every single way possible -She just wants to cuddle, she don’t care for no position -Although her favorite cuddling position it sleep on top of you -She likes feeling you breath and being able to touch you without even meaning to -She’ll honestly be such a tease when cuddling but especially in this cuddling position -She loves hearing you sigh and feeling you try and struggle out of her grip  -But the more you struggle the likelier the chances it is that she’ll tickle you, and if you’re not ticklish then she’d probably relent with a pout and resort to verbally teasing you

[gayward-vagabond]

So yeah we could have the headcanon that Dave sounds cool and suave in a George Watsky-esque manner Or we could headcanon that he sounds like Eugene Merman and let me tell you that is a hell of a lot more fun

[actualcannibaljakeenglish]

Headcanon: Dave unironically sings boy band songs

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headcanon  dave gets really emotional during the holidays 

[princekarkat]

also just putting it out there

my major problem with "coolkid" dave in fanon is that it ignores the fact that dave is not a cool kid

he's a dork

which is a whole other dimension of awesome

he has things he's insecure about, he has weird interests, he tries too hard

but in spite of that he flaunts himself because he believes he is worth the time of day

and that to me is cooler than any coolkid

that's the kind of person i try to be