#dave rap

[movedddddddddddddddddd]

idk if i posted this here but today my dad gave me an iv it took him like 3 tries and i bled all over the blanket

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everyday i step and i walk and i stride never seen a motherfucker whos so fly with his pride imma kiss a motherfucker if i find someone snide who can smack a motherfucker with a hand, never bide their time with a rhyme thats on the flip of a dime so dope i dont nope like a guy who says blime-y make me wanna say "eyo wattido" as i stride right by like a method of doom with the cause of the claws lost to something with you i dont mean to approach or to close in and loom with the lean of my pimp i can pump one out here but that be kinda rude since thats nothing a mere mortal could comprehend, my friend, dont bend a god could nod no shod or clod lemme see yo bod-y a double g says the me with an on fleek eyebrow lets not talk about the right when my left is here now let me say this right here for your ear, my dear im out for the night when im gone for a year peace

[benjaminutes]

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Lyrics: TG: i got a lot to tell you- TG: a lot to chime through rhyme if you can find the time- TG: to listen TG: back on lofaf it was prime time for the knight of time to have a- TG: sublime time TG: its time for me to come clean- TG: around you it seems i cant dream to glean the words i wanna scream TG: now look i dont mean to cause a scene all i wanna do is make my feelings- TG: crystaline TG: got my heart on unforeseen quarantine and your smile sets it ablaze like- TG: kerosine TG: these feelings are sincere and they leer and jeer me with sheer fear that youll hear me and react severly TG: case i wasnt bein clear- TG: its you i revere and it doesnt take a seer to see i want you near TG: and if your feelings dont adhere i hope that doesnt interfere with us cause my greatest fear is that youll disappear

[benjaminutes]

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TG: fuckin destroyed

[sunflower-rose]

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Practicing Dave Raps

[haise-sasakin]

Strider the Creator

yo yo yo  check it  *beat boxing in the background*  aright I got bitches galore  everyday its a new whore but its never a chick (not even jade) sorry but I suck dick prepare to get your minds blown by rhymes so sick-a fuckin' up your head like I'm Vrisk-a this is a new experience  this beat I'm bout to kill don't need a license  a-ahem lemme fill you in  on this new god flow  make karkats panties drop to the flo-  I hear him purrin my name (Dave ~)

from 8 planets away 

damn you can even hear him shout oh shit I think kitkat passed out  he prolly read too much fan fiction of us makin out I don't really mind us being your OTP shit I'm even willing to get a little freaky di-ckie just bring your boys to me  I'll do em right for free (Dave!) what? I said the I was gay! (ayyy) 

[ditjykotchinc]

[S] Dave:  Award Tour Dave Were you wondering what he did on his 18th Birthday? He sat at the window, nostalgically reflecting on his life, sipping hot chocolate and eating cheetos, fantasizing about being a famous rapper. What a cool kid. Happy Birthday, Dave. Andrew Hussie © Dave Strider A Tribe Called Quest © "Award Tour"

[shabby-chique]

i wrote a dave rap...

//wassup im dave// not your slave// im the main fucker// you aint seen any other// like me//  if you like what you see // call me//  the other side of my bed is lonely//  im the knight of time//  that can throw down sick rhymes//  I hope this is audible// cause some don’t think it plausible// that I can be this fly//and not be the bad guy// my beats are so ill// trolls will need to fill//the bucket// but you know what? Fuck it// screw it// do it// nice// im ice// cool// wow I seem like a tool// that was a horrible metaphor// should I keep rappin or// just quit// with this shit//im so done// ive had my fun// you tried to screw with a strider// ive met smuppetts brighter// why you got your knickers in a twist// fuck, bitch, you don’t wanna screw with this// I might let you loose this battle if you gimmie aj// but don’t expect a bj// from me or bro// oh god just no// I be winnin this battle// faster than you can climb my jacob's ladder// on my dick// go ahead take a lick//im here to lay down the law// motherfucking caw//