Sep 25, 2025
*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"
“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him
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*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"
“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him
He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.
What's your best "had us in the first half" moment
Okay so, I call him Bro, fact is some shit happened early on and the whole parent label "daddy" got yeeted before I could ever talk because of weird people near by.
I've almost always called him bro outside a few rare instances.
When I found out all of my online friends for years didn't know that I call my dad 'Bro' and were fucking shocked when I said I wasn't an orphan and he's my father, not my older brother who raised me, that had to have been close I think.
Magic anons is when they use magic to make you do things or be things, it's hokey and it's usually not real. *Usually*.
. . . Usually?
That's fucking terrifying what do you mean usually?!
Give yourself a true name that no one else will want to speak because they hate it
HA! yeah alright done.
First thoughts that come to mind for each of the following words: Vigorous Elongated Prehensile Yardstick
Rapid movement, mostly a Naruto run which just aged me 50 years as a mental image.
That one time I dislocated my elbow and it was a few inches longer.
Tail. Specifically opossum
The bruise I left on Bro's hip when I was 17 and my cousin gave me 3 in return. It's fine I got him for the extra 2.
Did we know each other from high school? I think we knew each other from high school. Probably math class.Maybe. Ninth grade? Mr. Huckleby's class? Everyone thought he was having an affair with Mrs. Smith and at the end of the year we found out they were fraternal twins and she had a different last name because she was married?
Nah man, same school different class I didn't have huckleby. But Mr.nandes in chem I'm pretty sure. Damn over a decade ago.
Hochimama, wowza
Heh, thanks. I appreciate the warm welcome ✌🏻