He’s the funniest guy ever
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He’s the funniest guy ever
Dave I love you and I think about you all the time
some of my mini plushies
To be honest, I haven't sewn for a long time, and this is the first time I've ever made mini omodoki plush
He is very crooked and silly...
and three more mini plushies
Toshinori: some of these boys out here really got me struggling to be aroace
Gran Torino: you’re talking about Dave
Toshinori: I’m most definitely talking about Dave
Watching My Hero Academia for the first time: Da movies! Two Heroes
HEY HEY HEY you didn't think I was going to leave you just like that, did you? It's NEVER really over (and I might watch/read Vigilantes too just you wait) (Lowkey think it might be up my alley bc was informed it's relatively procedural-y and I love a procedural even though I hate cops) (It's the Sherlock Holmes story enjoyer in me). I did my usual for this one, I did a list of the likes, a list of the dislikes, and a quick little ramble at the end! And I'll... keep watching the movies while I cook up my Grand Conclusion on the main series!
In case you're wondering yes I started writing up my Big Final Postmortem for this show and I got overwhelmed but I wanted to linger in this universe for a little while longer so! Here we are.
I Love Da Movies
American cops having hella guns is true to life lmfao. Fuck pigs.
We love Dave, All Might's lover who drives a two seater Indycar.
"We're going to be late for lecture" LMFAO???
HE NAMED "CALIFORNIA SMASH" FOR DAVE OH IK WHAT U ARE.
Oh my god help me Izuku looks SO CUTEEEEEEEE
"Isn't that usually for family" BABY HE'S YOUR DAD. THE DAD THAT STEPPED UP
All Might's lover not knowing about One for All is such a good drama moment. Izuku is still so cute I'm going to squish his lil cheeks and wrap him in a blanket for his protection
I love Melissa because she is 1: nerd 2: glasses 3: gave me an excuse to call All Might "Unc" for this whole movie
ALSO OMFG SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A THRIVING MELISSA/NEJIRE FANFICTION SCENE I NEED THEM TO MEET I NEED THEM TO BE NERDS TOGETHER
Oh my GOD Melissa and Hatsume MUST become friends I'm so sold on Melissa this is the quickest adoption in history
All Might went to go make out with his former lover and Dave is just like "Well. I guess we're fucking again"
Melissa being blondie and blue eyed okay so mpreg exists in this universe and she's their love child? I'm on my Shouto shit about this middle aged man yaoi
STOP Yaomomo and Jirou being Ochako's protective sapphic shield I love em love that they're here too
Beware the wild Katsuki: He Bites
KIRISHIMA YOU'RE AN ANGEL LMFAOOOO he brought Katsuki an OUTFIT what a sweetie
STOPPPP HER BEING QUIRKLESS IS SO COOL OMFG
Also more proof she's All Might and Dave's daughter via quirk m-preg I am ON my Shouto conspiracy wall bullshit
She's so fucking smart oh my goat oh my new daughter ily
Oh Iida my sweet thank you for dressing nice in formal wear
Love Kirishima and Katsuki getting lost lmfaoooo
Wow it really does give American Security System with all of the arrests and shit
All Might cursing in English MY BELOVED. And him having a telepathic middle-aged yaoi link with Dave is cute
HAGAKURE'S LIL EAR HOODIE IS ADORABLE
Ochako and Izuku once again on their fucking saving people shit that's BALLER.
Melissa telling Izuku to leave his internalized anti-quirkless bias at the door bc she's smarter than him IK THAT'S RIGHT
Melissa is so real bc she's with us on this nerd shit (cardio is HARD)
Kirishima has no braincells and a sweetheart energy I love him unconditionally
"You boys aren't normal kids" you're right they're– *gunshots*
Katsuki and Shouto straight up murking a guy bless em.
Melissa and Izuku are a nerd duo I did not know I needed but I love them
The Katsuki Shouto teamup is feeding families (me) for the absolute shenaniganery comedy duo of it all
STOP I LOVE MELISSA AND IZUKU AS A DUO I WISH THEY DID MORE WITH THEM :(((((
Objectively so fucking funny to me that Melissa goes "THEY RISKED THEIR LIVES" to reveal what is literally Just A Flesh Wound lmfao it's so cute she's a sweetie
This movie contains so much Quirk: Gun for All that it's genuinely a laugh
All Might finally unleashed to go rescue his lover I love middle aged man yaoi
Cute father son adventure look at em fighting together how sweetiepie baby cutie patootie adventure of it all.
Dave seeing All Might also adopted a son is beautiful
KATSUKI REJECTING SHOUTO'S FRIEND ADVANCES LMFAOOO
I love my middle-aged man yaoi dearly.
IZUKU SO CUTE SO PRECIOUS SO BABY TO ME
No Bad Movie is Short Enough
Since the film starts off with the American police here: FUCK PIGS, ACAB BABY
I know that the anime movie is Like This for a reason (money), but I do wish they actually went a little more all out with the animation for this! You have more time! Let's go ham on it! By which I mean, of course, my eternal gripe with Hero Academia: The utter DEARTH of environmental intrigue. Which yes, ik it's hard for the animators when Horikoshi doesn't give them a lot to work with– BUT THAT'S WHAT THE MOVIE IS FOR! GO HAM!
Also Izuku as exposition dump is CHEAP when done like this!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE CAN HAVE IZUKU AND MELISSA HANGING AND BALLING TF OUT BEING NERDS TOGETHER BUT I CAN'T HAVE NEJIRE AND IZUKU BEING NERD BUDDIES IN THE ACTUAL SHOW??? ROBBED
I am going to kill someone why is Mineta being himself WE WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD RUN OF MINETA-FREE LIVING oh god kill me kill me kill me kill me
Ok I get that we don't want to have a whole movie without all our kids but we could've picked and chosen like. 4 of em. Tops. Half of em is Too Many. If we traveled all this way bringing everyone for different contrived reasons is totally unnecessary! Make it a class thing or something!
"Quirk numbers" OH BROTHER IT'S QUIRKICHLORIAN HOURS
I'm ngl feeling really robbed of All Might and Dave making out sloppy on this film. It'd really add a lot.
They could do so much with Izuku being homies with a girl who is in a similar position to him and they HAVE NOT and FOR WHY
What. Did they. Dress. My Beautiful Baby Boy In.
That is the ugliest suit. Oh my god. Why did they do him that dirty
THE GIRLS ALSO HAVE UGLY-ASS DRESSES WHAT THE FUCK. WHY
YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DRESS MY KIDDOS UP AND THEY'RE DRESSED SO UGLY.
I Hate Men!
WHY DID THEY ALSO DO KATSUKI DIRTY ON HIS OUTFIT AREN'T HIS PARENTS LITERAL FASHION DESIGNERS OMFG
They dressed my kids SO UGLY I'm never going to get over this oh NO
It took halfway through this movie for the plot to start jesus fucking christ lmfaooooooo
Mineta fucking ruining everything for pure convenience I'm so fed up w him as a concept CAN WE FLASH FORWARD TO WHEN MINA CLOCKWORK ORANGES HIM INTO BARELY EXISTING AGAIN PLZZZZZZZZZ
Mineta is KILLING MY VIBE
Equally nonsensical and contrived plot MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THIS IS NOT THAT HARD OF A UNIVERSE TO COOK UP A ONE-OFF ADVENTURE FOR
INCREDIBLY contrived plot and again. YOU HAVE SO MUCH EASY PEASY material for one of these one-off adventures that doesn't have much to do with The Big Plot so WHY are we bothering here
This movie has so little going on and it's not THAT long but it feels Eternal bro. Lmfao.
Also oh god CGI Techno Atrocity I'm FED TF UP why do we have to end up here
NOT IT BEING ALL FOR ONE ALL ALONG BRO WHYYYYYYYY YOU HAD THE LOVELIEST OPPORTUNITY FOR A ONE-OFF ADVENTURE AND YOU REALLY KILLED THE FUCKING VIBE THERE AND FOR NOTHING
Okay so this was a cute lil popcorn movie. I think they missed lowkey enormously hard when it comes to like. Coming up with a nice, self-contained story, and then narrowing down who to have there.
Which! Is a little odd, because they NAILED it with some of the filler episodes! So idk what's going on here– the plot takes halfway through the movie to kick in, the Dave Shield bit where he's trying to save All Might by getting fake villains that are actually real villains is just.... woof, brother. We DON'T need all these kids there (what are they doing) and we do not need to have the specter of All for One there!
But everyone is drawn SO CUTE even if they're dressed SO FUCKING UGLY OMFG. I know I sound stuck on this but how is this the first time we're seeing The Babiest Babies all dressed up and they're wearing THE UGLIEST CLOTHING ON PLANET EARTH.
I feel like you could make this work with like half the cast, half the plot (spread out across the whole damn movie ffs). Something like the Gentle Criminal shenaniganery is actually REALLY nicely movie shaped! Just something to keep in mind! But it was cute, and I do love adopting nerd daughters all the time! I'm just not at all surprised it wasn't a very tightly written story, because my GOD that turnaround time was TIGHT from announcement to screenings. I almost wish they'd taken more time on it (or expanded on a story bit in the anime! That'd be fine!)
See you sooooooooooon for Heroes Rising!
Rewatching Two Heroes rn and Dave is so goddamn fine he's soooooo beautiful I'm in love with him 😍😍😍😍 also he was fs in love with All Might but yk,, ooooh lord this man is AHHHHHHHHHHHH I will never get over him he's literally the American ever 😍😍
Articles Of Faith - Give Thanks
damn these bitches gay
good for them
good for them
( bunnyman hit his head )
-Lmao I meant head, you get it jajdjs