#dave what

[textpostdave]

today

me: how are you today? me: I haven't heard anything insane from you today. Dave: how is today today??? me: there it is.

[theghostofminitiate]

dAVE

[telegraphicgearwork]

{{Wow okay I've been noticing a trend with Dave and I think he's got some major paranoia issues but I could be wrong um,,,}}

[apathygender]

i hope i ain't being intrusive but this sexy strider is going to make you exclusive, i touch you right, make you beg for more, you have no idea what i go in store, oh but whats all this, you want to be the top thats fine with me well switch up, just swap, i dont normally do this but youre pretty hot, maybe ill let you even give my rump a swat

OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENIGN ;lsakdfja i can't stopsad flk laughingasdlgkjsalkf

[correctme-doctor]

"let's say I don't smell like licorice then let's say I smell like a coal miner's asshole" 

[thetruesn0wmanchronicles-blog]

So, apparently, shit gets even more crazy 'round here when Strider's on.

I don't even know how I'm s'posed to feel about that.

[limnerheretic]

A THING