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This is my dorky dumb blog filled with silly things and fandom items including but not limited to Sherlock (mostly Sherlock), Fargo, The Hobbit, Star Trek, Orange is the New Black... and much, much more.

[correctme-doctor]

Hey guys, so a while back tumblr kinda screwed a bunch of people over with their accounts and getting locked out of them due to renewing passwords on old emails and I couldn't get full access to this account. This is one of my oldest blogs but I've only been able to access it via my phone. I've tried getting the password fixed but no cigar. I have a new tumblr where I'm making gifs on occasion and it's very similar to this one! I won't be able to get on this one any more. I'll have this queued up to post a few times so people know, but I will be locked out of this account after I log out today. Blehgh. Please follow my newer account though! http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com

[correctme-doctor]

New Tumblr

Hey guys, so a while back tumblr kinda screwed a bunch of people over with their accounts and getting locked out of them due to renewing passwords on old emails and I couldn't get full access to this account. This is one of my oldest blogs but I've only been able to access it via my phone. I've tried getting the password fixed but no cigar. I have a new tumblr where I'm making gifs on occasion and it's very similar to this one! I won't be able to get on this one any more. I'll have this queued up to post a few times so people know, but I will be locked out of this account after I log out today. Blehgh. Please follow my newer account though! http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com http://sprout-astronaut.tumblr.com

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[duskybatfishgirl]

whoa…

[theboxofme]

Some puppets that have blessed the Broadway stage

[nya-kin]

Fixed it

[atira-patrice-deactivated201509]

what the fuck is english english

[bellamyyoung]

Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

Timothy Dalton is Welsh so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

George Lazenby is Australian so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

There have been more non-English Bond stars than English ones so Roger Moore can shove his racist views up his racist arse.  He was a shit Bond anyway.

[forever-erica]

IT GOT BETTER. 

[misterhayden]

WOWIE! READ A COMIC!

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

ive never seen Titanic

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

thats cuz it sank

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

damn, she was thicc :/ rip

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

wHAT THe FUCK

[peopleofcolourmatter]

Always educating people everywhere I go!

✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿People of Colour Matter✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[wonderland-freedom]

Straight people: there are so many gay characters now, it’s starting to get annoying.

we, the gay: WHERE ARE THEY?

[rominatrix]

I just love John’s ‘haha-fuck-you’ smile 😂 (requested by @sociopath-of-hogwarts)

[dusty-munji]

[igglooaustralia]

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

[fauxfable]

No joke I even see the golden spiral

[veehos-deactivated20181212]

Yeah, it starts right in the bobbies

[thetenderpassion]

[dicksplit]

[mackenziedavisfan]

Mackenzie Davis and Lee Pace attended the Women’s March on Washington today, January 21, 2016

[lesbianrey]

we need to step up our pence hate i don’t want that motherfucker thinking he’s getting away with anything

[wackgob-deactivated20190805]

But consider this, not spreading hate, but spreading love and wisdom. We are better than this and we can still stand together if we learn to be open minded and love one another, regardless of their beliefs or political standings. I’m so tired of the hate in this world, we need to step off of Trump and Pence, and have hope that they might not be as bad as we think. Don’t spread hate, please. Be a good example to others by showing maturity.

[lesbianrey]