I have been going around as Senpai all day and then this little prompt showed up and I just squeaked with joy. This is what happened.
I was Senpai
my-body-is-ready-so-i was Dave-chan
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: The first day of school has come and still with toast in his mouth Dave Strider-chan is running late through cherry blossom petals in sunny spring day. Deep in his kokoro he's hoping that this year senpai will notice him.
▲: Looking over at the boy called Dave Strider-chan, Senpai walks through the soft, green grass to find Dave Strider-chan. "Hello." He says, looking at the other.
▲: ((Oh my god I was going around as Senpai too this is awesome))
▼: Dave-chan blushed softly and answered "Konnichiwa senpai-sensei-sama".
▼: ((it's a miracle :D))
▲: (( Yes it is ouo ))
▼: Then wind blowed up Dave-chan' skirt to show another skirt.
▲: Nodding his head, he takes Dave-chan's chin in one of his yaoi-hands. "Konnichiwa, Dave-chan." Looking over, he saw another skirt and almost smiled.
▼: 'Senpai, don't tell me you want to...we're both guys" Dave-chan said looking at senpai with burning passion.
▲: "I do." He said, finally noticing Dave-chan as he brings their faces closer together.
▼: Dave-chan looked at him, his eyes big as fuck, breath fast as damn racing car and then placed kiss on his beloved senpai lips.
▲: Kissing back with the passion any Senpai holds, he takes his other yaoi hand and places it on Dave's plush rump.
▼: "Aah" Dave-chan moaned with pleasure "N-not there" Dave-chan tried to take senpai' hands off his sweet ass but only turned senpai on.
▲: And turned on he was. Instead he moved his yaoi-hand to Dave's no-no square, still kissing him passionately.
▼: Then, Dave-chan pulled senpai a little bit off and asked softly "Is this Boku no Pico?".
▲: "Boku no Pico will be nothing like this." He said, more cherry blossoms blowing in the breeze.
▼: ((uh, i'm sorry for my terrible english, i'm polish uvu))
▲: (( It's fine, you're doing good ))
▼: Suddenly, plot twist happened and Dave-chan took senpai' wrists and pulled him to wall "Now I'm seme bitches" said brutally.
▲: "O-Oh my." He said, a blush growing on his cheeks. "I have never been uke before."
▼: "You will get used to this, just like me, after billions of fanfiction with me" said Dave-chan and then leveled up to Dave-san. His hands grew bigger and his face became shaped.
▼: square shaped*
▲: Senpai's was no longer square shaped and his hands grew smaller as well. "Are you my s-senpai?"
▼: "Yes" answered no longer Dave-san, but full grown senpai with yaoi hands, square face and fake ass deep voice. "What's your name now, then?"
▲: Senpai was no longer Senpai. "John-chan." He said, looking up with big anime eyes. "Are we going to make many a fanfic together?"
▼: "John-chan, we will have our own anime, not just fanfics" said senpai and patted boy on head. "Are you ready for extreme shounen ai yaois in the moonlight?"
▲: "O-Oh." He said, the wind blowing his hair in just the right way. "Yes, Senpai, I am ready."
▼: "Well then" said senpai "Go to that looser Ampora". Senpai took off school uniform and ollied out with loud "YOOOOOO~".
▲: John-chan frowned, lots of tears flowing out of his eyes. "But Senpai I thought you noticed me!"
▼: "You're welcome" said Dave-senpai already in space with kawaii ass shit stars.
