#davefictive

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I woke up at six today for school (because i would fart around for an hour and do nothingnifni got up ar 7) and i was judt looking out my window when i thought "man, how much longer untill i gotta get my ass handed to my by bro" then i remembered that bro isnt real and that im actually able to live my life without getting my ass beaten under the cover of "training" every other day.

-dave (mark as fictive)

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tumblr ATE my kinfession so im resending--

remembering one time i did weed with karks and sol and i inhaled the joint so hard i choked and sollux punched me in the gut until i coughed it up

[Dave Fictive]

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[fictionkinfessions]

heyo hal (🕶🔌)

wishing you the best of luck adjusting to shit with a body and i want you to know youve got people thatre happy to talk to you if you want it

being a human fucking sucks but youre not doing it alone

also never saw you as anything but an equal my man youre rad as shit

-dave(🖥, fictive)

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Pro tip don't make fanfiction based off your source If you're not prepared for crazy new memories. Guy who I touched one fanfiction and now I'm remembering that I WASN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. Henry fuckin Miller everyone, give a big hand for the worst guy ever.

-Dave Miller (tag fictive)

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pulls up in my car. Hey dsaf kins/fictives me and Toy Bonnie are going to go kill Henry again who wants to come

-Dave (tag fictive)

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dave fictive here and oh my god. i hate davekat it makes me so uncomfortable and im embarrassed every time i ask for someone to tag it or karkat in general and i fucking know its so. weird to everyone. or when people look at me weird when i talk about how i actually LIKE MY BRO. WHAT THE FUCK. PLEASE JUST LET ME LIVE IM NOT YOUR HEADCANON

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hiii im that anon from a while ago who was talking about being dave AND karkat. so turns out im plural and dave and karkat are fictives! looking at the comments on my last ask is SO FUNNY lmfaooooo

-🍎❤️♋(Dave and Karkat from homestuck)

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Having a shared playlist for the entire system is not for the weak because one second its just you and the next everyone is in front, ink and two time are fighting, cube is in the corner sobbing, dave is singing along to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, ruin and sun are trying to calm everyone and im just trying to get to our dads house without taking a break every five seconds

-🪓🖥

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