#davethestriderkid

[gargusscp]

D --> Strider, your vehicle is ready for you to retrive

D --> Once again, apologies for for taking so long to get it back into working %ondition.  I still maintain that you should find some methods of obtaining a sturdier form of transport

D --> Or a...

D --> ...

D --> Just come and e%tract your bike, Strider.

[fuckstevia]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: davethestriderkid replied to your post: Tmi...

wow rude

YOU'RE MY BRO, FUCKWAD. THINKING OF YOU AS ANYTHING MORE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAG.

[fuckstevia]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: Tmi Tuesday!! If you would ever go back to one of your exs, who and why??

if you feel that bad karkat ill date you

DAVE, THOUGH I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT, THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT I'LL EVEN PRETEND TO HAVE SOME SORT OF ROMANTIC INCLINATIONS TOWARD YOU. FUCK NO.

[wweeniehutjunior]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: If youre so great at being a Bartista, why dont you whip me up?

woah is that kid wearing my shirt. i thought i special ordered that.

its called a baseball shirt you uncultured swwine

people wwear them

[wweeniehutjunior]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: davethestriderkid replied to your post: ...

see i knew you were gay. go shove it up your nerd-boyfriends ass. bet hell like it

W- WWHAT 

I TOTALLY HATE THAT GUY WWHAT ARE YOU SAYIN

[wweeniehutjunior]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: davethestriderkid replied to your post: ...

thanks bro. now take that and shove it.

yeah

ill shove it right in your arse

[wweeniehutjunior]

davethestriderkid replied to your post: davethestriderkid replied to your post: ...

would you happen to have a sandpapery dildo?

yeah just let me glue some sandpaper on this dildo and youre good to go

[wweeniehutjunior]

did u just use a reaction image