I'm going to go with battle of the beards here. Jordie Benn and Brandon Bollig. Go.
Lauren, it’s really not fair to exploit my lumberjack tendencies.
Who would win in a fight: Bollig. I really can’t argue with that.
Who would be a better roommate: I feel like Jordie would randomly make you breakfast, plus Jamie and Segs would come to visit, but Brandon would probably walk around shirtless and make you go on random adventures with him. So I mean, there’s no downside. My brain is telling me Jordie but my heart is saying Bollig.
Who’s better in bed: Damn. Y’know, something is telling me Jordie and I have no idea why. I feel like I’m committing some kind of betrayal here.
Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate: Bollig, purely on the basis that you have to be a natural-born US citizen to be VP.
Whose shoulder I’d cry on: Bollig. I mean, damn. That’s a nice shoulder.
Who would make a better parent: I don’t know. Bollig is always really cute with his niece, but I feel like Jordie’s going to be a great dad. It’s a toss up.
Who I’d rather date: Oh, Bollig. He’s the lumberjack of my heart. My forever man. The wind beneath my wings. It’s just inevitable.
Give me two hockey players and I’ll answer these!
