David-7 is the character of all time. He learned to gaslight and hack computers before he learned to walk. He thinks 105 is a nice round number. He risked his life repeatedly to record an audio blog about fun facts. One of the points brought up against him in trial was that he was “too sassy.” He’s dripping in nonbinary swag and also slime. He calls pushups “body bench upsy downsies” for no discernible reason. He has a dedicated “Hate Drawer” where he keeps loose socks. He referred to himself as a “little clone baby” in the song he wrote about his celebrity crush. He’s punched holes in several metal walls. He scared himself playing Floor is Lava. He’s a massive wrestling fan. His hobbies include making his crush out of every type of arts and crafts available to him and plotting to overthrow the government. Everybody wants him dead except for his AI mother who still sometimes threatens him with gun walls. And he’s only 4 months old.
