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#art #my art #I was going through my old sketchbooks and saw this absolute creature #enjoy creature

senatortedcruz

wordfather

do you fuck with my unwritten story

wordfather

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

segamascott

lilacmo0nrise

pretty ceramics from pinterest // credit to owners ♡⃛

wonderingwhyiam

Fowldom, I have a dumb worldbuilding question.

I recall Holly being disgusted that humans excrete in their own dwellings in one of the early books. Implying, of course, that the folk go outside a building every time they want to pee/worse. Then how do huge indoor office spaces like the LEP headquarters/any other big buildings exist? Are they just built with an insane number of exits? Or no truly internal rooms? And is being outside the dwelling enough (I hope not) or do fairies also have to nyoom to some specific bathroom-type location to do their business? Or do they just need to go less often due to some biological quirk?

valhelos

From chapter 5 of The Time Paradox; they have public bathrooms!

I have no idea how this works tho and the whole bathroom situation in Haven keeps me up at night. Do apartment buildings have their own lounge or are they external? same with office buildings and other work places? Are they just wherever or are there some requirements based on population density? So many questions and literally no answers 😭😭😭

I am haunted by the thought of what happens if you have a stomach bug :/

#af #this fr keeps me up at night #what do you mean you don't have toilets in your house???#Foaly has a compost pile on his yard with literal remains of his family members buried there but a toilet is where you're drawing the line?#sorry you activated one of my trap cards 👍

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

#92%#pokemon

n0t-lepid0ptera

Part of me misses how fun it was to scroll the AF tags back around 2021. So much art and cool things to read.

Where did everyone go? Is anyone still here?? Can we be fun again???

weeinterpreter

I think a lot of amazing stuff still gets made, but sometimes it’s hard for it to travel far enough for people to find it.

Maybe we all need to be a little more enthusiastic about passing things along again.

Fandoms are always more fun when we build on each other’s creativity.

#i mean when the reblog to like ratio looks like 1:4 or 1:5 on fanart for example #no one is just seeing that shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#af

bigbigbigtruck

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

papasmoke

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

haydenthewitch

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

#food. doesn't swallow food. the clarifier would like to add

oddarette

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

#art