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*At Dawn and Serith's wedding*

Priest: Repeat after me...

Dawn: After me:

Priest: *Whispers to Serith* Are you sure you want to merry this one?

Dawn: You don't want Adran to die.

Dawn: And I don't want Adran to die.

Dawn: So now we gotta make sure Adran doesn't want Adran to die.

Cordelia: Fantastic plan, but have you met Adran?

Dawn: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Cordelia: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.

Serith: Wasps.

Zaiki: Spiders.

Dawn: Terriers.

Adran: Cordelia.

Dawn: Do you remember when you pushed a bookshelf on me?

Cordelia: Yeah but that was an accident!

Cordelia: Mostly an accident.

Cordelia: About 45% accident.

Dawn: You didn't even react. You need to react when people cry.

Cordelia: I did, I rolled my eyes.

Dawn: You're very cruel.

Cordelia: Yes, it keeps me young.

Dawn: This … this is what you call incognito?!

Serith: Shhhh! Shut up, you’ll blow my cover!

Dawn: What cover?! You look exactly the same!

Serith: I do not! I’ve got a new hat. Besides, it’s all about how you act, not how you look, my old pal.

Adran: What’s the worst that could happen?

Dawn: We could die horribly?

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