#incorrectdevilscrew

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Cordelia: I can’t tell what’s more pathetic, the fact that you started a fight with a bunch of children on the playground or the fact that you lost.

Adran: They had sticks!

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Cordelia: No one would dare disrespect me.

Cordelia: They know I can crush them.

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Dawn: You don't want Adran to die.

Dawn: And I don't want Adran to die.

Dawn: So now we gotta make sure Adran doesn't want Adran to die.

Cordelia: Fantastic plan, but have you met Adran?

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Dawn: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Cordelia: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.

Serith: Wasps.

Zaiki: Spiders.

Dawn: Terriers.

Adran: Cordelia.

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Cordelia: *points at Dawn* This is not what I meant when I said get help.

Serith: Well, what did you mean?

Cordelia: I meant someone who could actually help!

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Cordelia: So I did the math, and it would take 400 people to create a steel long sword.

Adran: What.

Cordelia: You know how books talk about swords “forged from the blood of enemies”? Well I calculated it, and you would have to drain the blood of 400 adult men and extract the iron from their blood in order to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.

Adran: ...

Adran: That’s pretty neat.

Cordelia: I know right?

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Dawn: Do you remember when you pushed a bookshelf on me?

Cordelia: Yeah but that was an accident!

Cordelia: Mostly an accident.

Cordelia: About 45% accident.

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My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don’t know if I’m kidding or not.

Adran, probably