#dayon

[darkosomatsuconfessions]

What if Dayon could put that big mouth to use on Ichimatsu's ass

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[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

Dekapan/Dayon (Osomatsu-san)

I ship it!

Neutral

I don't ship it

I don't know the characters

Voting ended onFeb 17

reason: Two unmarried old man that are constantly seen together. Dayon works for Dekapan & wears a maid dress about it sometimes, on top of the mountains of other stuff happening with them

[salocookie]

Let's see...of the 3, we can say that Iyami is in better physical condition, good for him 👍🏼

Well... although he's also old.

I mean, that's literally me with back pain 😔

[calyxtri]

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[death2doggirls]

They've definitely explored each other's bodies

[darkosomatsuconfessions]

wait if Dayon had a pussy I wonder if it’d be huge too sort of like his mouth (brought to you by the Dayon tribe ending person)

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[darkosomatsuconfessions]

surprised that in the edgier days of matsutwitter nobody did a meme of DOATSE (dayon opens ass to show everyone) after the dayon tribe episode because that would indeed be the state of his posterior, fellow anon cursed by those thoughts.

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[darkosomatsuconfessions]

im not proship but this is likely too diabolical to talk about on that other oso confessions accont. anyways i got extremely concerned about the ending of that one dayon girl episode... 💔 they ended up swimming in dayons asshole bro. how does he have a whole water supply in it. WHY DID THEY SAY THEY WERE GOING TO DIE. IM ESPECIALLY CONCERNED ON HOW FUCKING PAINFUL AND NASTY IT'S GONNA BE TO EXIT THROUGH THAT HOLE?? imagine being hit by a truck then waking up thinking you have to shit really badly and then like six grown ass human beings crawl out of there. either way, poor sextuplets and definitely poor fucking dayon dude im scared

Oh my god LMAO glad to be a safe space for thoughts about Dayon’s asshole tho ig