#dazai slander

[ithinktheyreneat]

I feel like something that’s overlooked in this scene is the fact Dazai barked realistically enough for Chuuya to think it was an actual dog.

We know what you are.

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Today I showed my sister the image attached to this post. She said "I want to eat him" and I said "nooo you can't eat him he's forming his first thoughtttt" and then she said "his first thought is to KILL HIMSELF"

......

Should I be proud of myself for teaching her abt bsd😭

[ibyt3]

When I’m hating on Dazai and someone joins in but they’re hating on him WRONG so now I have to defend him

[ranpos-juice-box-supplier]

Dazai has never done a normal thing in his life. He wakes up, chooses chaos, and immediately becomes everyone’s problem. Why is he dramatically sprawled on the office floor like he’s been fatally wounded? Why did he mail Kunikida a resignation letter written entirely in crayon? Why is he trying to convince Atsushi that taxes are “just a government fan club fee”? No one knows. Least of all him.

His LinkedIn probably just says “Professional Menace” with endorsements in “Being Unbearable” and “Dramatic Flopping.” Chuuya hasn’t known peace since 15. Kunikida has a personalized “I Hate Dazai” support group. And the ADA? They’ve stopped asking questions. If Dazai walks in wearing a fake mustache and carrying a suspiciously large cake labeled “Not a Bomb,” they simply nod and schedule a fire drill.

And yet — we love him. Against all logic. Because at the end of the day, who else would stage a fake crime scene in the breakroom for the bit?

[aph-meowlexiis]

chud chud chuddy chud dazai and his wives ig

and HAPPY BDAY NIKOLAI !! <3

[starisenby]

The Dazai anon be actin' like harassing me is gonna make me love Dazai, IT WON'T it's made me hate him MORE than I used to. Anyways Aku & Chuuya slay!!

[kyoukamybeloved]

sorry not sorry 😁

[tama-wright]

TOP 5 ANIME CHARACTER I BEEF WITH

Don't take this too seriously. Will go back to Galposting soon.

5.) Marin Kitagawa (My Dress-Up Darling)

I don't really have any major beef with her. Realistically, we'd probably frenemies. I can totally envision myself, walking through the town, and then I spot a cute dress in one of the shops, and then I tell her about it, only for her to show up the next day in that very same dres... And that was the last stock for that season...

But other than that, we'd vibe.

4.) Osamu Dazai (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Look, I like the irl author, I like the vampire version in Ikevamp, but I just don't like him. I hate his bitchass face. Why are you looking at me like that? Who are you? Get a job. I know he technically has one, but let's pretend he doesn't.

After watching the anime (1st episode), I am beefing with him even more now. Why did my roommate make me watch this. Why did they think he is my type? I feel insulted. My taste in men isn't that bad, right? If I do end up liking him (which I won't!), please shoot me.

3.) Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Never forgive, never forget what happened to !!Junpei!!. I find his behavior, especially with Junpei, super icky. I mean... Treating a bullied teenager like a disposable does not sit right with me. If I had the chance to isekai myself into the JJK universe, I am NOT going to marry my fav character.

Nah, the first thing I do, is fucking beat this shithead and make him work retail.

2.) Dino (Blend-S)

He was super icky the moment he came on screen. It's also explicitly stated that he flirts with highschoolers!?!? That is a full grown man! I bet he only came to Japan because he heavily misinterpreted the laws there. His jealousy over his teenage waitress isn't just unprofessional, but also incredibly creepy. Should have been deported to the Mariana trench first episode. Goddamnit, at least Dio made for a good villain! This bitch's anime could have done better without him!

1.) Dio Brando (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH THIS MAN HE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM!!

Okay first he burns Jonathan's dog, Forcibly kissed Erina, and he studied law. Normally I like lawyers (Phoenix Wright mwah mwah), but Dio is an exception in the worst way possible. And bro dropped out to be a jobless vampire! Talk about a loser! Speaking of loser, imagine beefing with a 16 year old as an overgrown man.

Do ya'll remember when he made a mother eat her own baby? Sick fuck.

Also, hot take, he's ugly. There is nothing you can say to convince me that he is, or was hot in any way, shape, or form. For crying out loud, that's Jonathan's body! Well, at least the anime recognizes him as a piece of shit. Dino can still catch these hands!